TeeLow

Integrity first. All else will follow. #NoSurrender

[TeeLow @TeeLowTeeVee]

If you’ve made it this far perhaps you could give my music a spin and let me know what you think?

https://t.co/m1WJwMo496

[TeeLow @TeeLowTeeVee]

Being so tired as a kid, finally you get a chance to play this game but the title screen puts you to sleep - perfection

[Skyflooze @Skyflooze]

Pitié Nintendo, j'espère que vous allez nous remettre au neuf l'écran titre de Ocarina of Time et pas un écran titre diaporama à la BOTW/TOTK 🙏

C'est vraiment quelque chose qui me manque dans les nouveaux Zelda, ça donne tellement un charme au jeu à son lancement !

[TeeLow @TeeLowTeeVee]

You just need a field, no?

[ObtainerOfRareAntiquities @ObtainerOf]

No offense but how does Haiti have a world cup team? Who in Haiti picks the players? Where do they train? The amount of infrastructure required just seems like too much idk

[TeeLow @TeeLowTeeVee]

RUN IT BACK

[brandon / jinx / big jinx @brandonjinx]

New York City, you listen to me! If you're near a convenience store right now—any type of 24 hour store—go into the store right now, and put your hand in the cash register for no reason!!

Their money is your money... as of right now!

[TeeLow @TeeLowTeeVee]

I NEED THE GREATEST FUNKMASTER FLEX RIPS OF ALL TIME POST THEM

[TeeLow @TeeLowTeeVee]

Eddie Guerrero

[Say it pop @Sayitpop]

Security guard in China smacks a man out during a brawl, then pretends to be unconscious after being warned about assault laws

[TeeLow @TeeLowTeeVee]

Or

[adri | Keenly Mischievous Warrior Barbie 🦄 @baarbiedup]

That's why they got fuck all type of entities and eldritch horrors living there

[TeeLow @TeeLowTeeVee]

Idk why but I always read his tweets in Oscar from Hey Arnold’s voice 😂

[Danhausen @DanhausenAD]

.@ZohranKMamdani yes hello it is Danhausen ~ Danhausen needs a giant floating Danhausen balloon ready for the parade that drops pizza and hot dog to all the New Yorkers.

Danhausen may be placed in between Snoopy and Garfield.

PS ~ give the muppet who lives in a garbage can an apartment so he can get off the streets and turn his life around.

[TeeLow @TeeLowTeeVee]

The big question I have after the Grande vs Grande match: are WWE wrestlers not allowed to throw punches that look good? Like is it actually against policy to throw punches like that?

[TeeLow @TeeLowTeeVee]

When it’s time (it’s not time) Gunther should be the one to retire him 😂

[sexiest in the world @HossMatch]

No bullshit I need to see this

[TeeLow @TeeLowTeeVee]

😂😂

[𝑴𝒐 𝑴𝒐𝒉𝒍𝒆𝒓 @MoMohler]

High school kids in Ohio, in the early 2000s were given this for lunch and later in the evening they had to guard LeBron James in basketball.

[TeeLow @TeeLowTeeVee]

If I’m Undertaker - I’d have him beat Chad and then have “police” arrest him immediately after so Chad doesn’t have to unmask and they work a jail angle for a bit to sort all this out and then once they are free and clear run the match back again

[WrestlePurists @WrestlePurists]

WWE is not expected to discipline Ludwig Kaiser following his arrest last week.

- @FalseFinishHQ

[TeeLow @TeeLowTeeVee]

Did anyone do the limp Bizkit Americano vs Americano edit yet?

[TeeLow @TeeLowTeeVee]

@MindOfQuinn @gabbgoudy Hell no don’t ruin my summer like that send them to Geauga lake

[TeeLow @TeeLowTeeVee]

Disney needs to mandate that in order to work on a Star Wars project you were bullied in high school for reading any of the EU books

[Jen🦋 @JennyC97x]

Disney need to mandate that, in order to work on a Star Wars project (whether it be a movie or show) you need to have watched all movies, and all of the Clone Wars and Rebels as a bare minimum.

[TeeLow @TeeLowTeeVee]

A Gordon Ramsay biopic but Samuel L Jackson plays Gordon

[TeeLow @TeeLowTeeVee]

Not the lawyers breaking kayfabe

[Sean Ross Sapp of Fightful.com @SeanRossSapp]

Ludwig Kaiser's attorneys filed a request to allow him to travel freely as he has a huge AAA match coming up.

They cited that he has no prior criminal record and that he was actually in Mexico when he learned of the arrest warrant and flew back to turn himself in

[TeeLow @TeeLowTeeVee]

It should be legal to punch people in the face one time. Repeatedly is assault but sometimes people need a good punch to stfu

[EliteRockerz 𝕏 @EliteClubS0B]

The full details behind Ludwig Kaiser’s recent battery case and arrest...

According to court documents, Orlando police responded to an incident involving a man named Richard Reep, who told officers that on the evening of April 23, Ludwig Kaiser entered an elevator with a woman, and the two were reportedly “uncontrollably intimate,” passionately kissing each other as the elevator went up.

When Richard exited the elevator, he allegedly told Kaiser to “please have some manners,” which reportedly led to Kaiser punching him.

Police later arrived and observed visible injuries on Richard’s face. Officers also reviewed surveillance footage that reportedly showed Kaiser attacking Reep.

Kaiser later turned himself in on May 20 after a warrant had already been issued and was released after posting a $1,000 bond.

(Court documents obtained via Ringside News)

[TeeLow @TeeLowTeeVee]

Cleveland will be your number one merch selling city with all the human monies please drop the curse!

[Danhausen @DanhausenAD]

Have you ever heard of this guy the miz

[TeeLow @TeeLowTeeVee]

Every single human that has been alive for the past twenty years - and millions and even billions of untold human prior to that - have contributed to the creation of AI. They have provided the knowledge and inspiration. And these assholes have the audacity to charge us for it?

[TeeLow @TeeLowTeeVee]

😭😭😭

[Casual Sports Fan @bigsportscasual]

This how old heads describe Jordan😭