Classicwoman

I'm just tryna b me, doing wht I got to do! Classy & oh so HOOD

[Classicwoman @TeeToodle]

I’ve owned 50 cats but KitKat has been w/ me 10 yrs now since she was a kitten. She really my daughter even tho she think she the momma. If I laugh too loud she on the case tryna see if I’m ok. She watches my bed while I sleep, she sits by the bathroom door when I’m using it etc

[Classicwoman @TeeToodle]

@dollfacelee_ The cutiest of the patooties ❤️

[Classicwoman @TeeToodle]

My homeboy finally did what I said and got his daughter. He is now a single dad. He said ubering her to school was $100 alone last week, he said getting just hair products & undies was a lot. I smiled because men don’t know how little their child support does. Now he know 😂😂

[Classicwoman @TeeToodle]

The conversation of “ if my friend has a man she better not need money” makes me see a good reason having male friends is different. Men are more to be like “ I got my girl, fuck that broke ssa nigga” where women be like “ what she got that nigga for?”

[Classicwoman @TeeToodle]

I’m guessing 42 dugg wrote Cardi new single because all I hear is 42 Dugg’s sound

[Classicwoman @TeeToodle]

I don’t anticipate someone to jump on that flood beat because DLow didn’t do it justice

[Classicwoman @TeeToodle]

I got a smart mouth, I’m not no dumb bitch, I make him cum quick

[Classicwoman @TeeToodle]

@LostnDC @EN0CX Dang she is a liar, she lied for the short man you speaking of until the STATE picked up the case.

[Classicwoman @TeeToodle]

@its_jus_mesha U ate with the Toodalou 🤏🏾🤏🏾🤏🏾😂😂

[Classicwoman @TeeToodle]

I don’t tell ppl they’re ugly even if I believe they are because THEY KNOW AND DON’T NEED REMINDING

[Classicwoman @TeeToodle]

Yall sleep on Coi Leray her music be very catchy. My girl said “ lil as booty, I’m gone keep twerking

[Classicwoman @TeeToodle]

I hate that my off days are Tuesday and Wednesday because who the heck wants to be getting drunk on a Monday night?

[Classicwoman @TeeToodle]

These people be on Ray J’s stream, not asking him none of the important questions. Me: “Did you kill Whitney and why?” Ray J would have blocked me first day😂😂😂😂

[Classicwoman @TeeToodle]

Do ppl really listen to kehlani?

[Classicwoman @TeeToodle]

I just watched a mother and grandmother buy a three-year-old a 20 ounce wild cherry Pepsi and the craziest part is they let him pick. So me being me, I showed them where the juice and teas are they kept walking.

[Classicwoman @TeeToodle]

Threads turned into this big stop Asian hate thing. And all I can say is first it’s the white folks, then it was Mexicans, now Asians playing on our top all over social media. And all black ppl be trying to do is live

[Classicwoman @TeeToodle]

I’ve been starting my day with coconut water and pineapple. Now ppl telling me they think I’m in my 20’s. It’s called Mojo coconut water with pineapple juice if yall want to try it

[Classicwoman @TeeToodle]

We can argue abt the price Imma still tax you😂😂😂😂

[Classicwoman @TeeToodle]

Thank goodness I’m off Tuesday and Wednesday since it’s Monday but that worst part is I work Saturday and Sunday 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

[Classicwoman @TeeToodle]

I wonder if Michael Jackson used “ nigga or niggas” in his everyday vocabulary