Tee Vee

Welcome to Headquarters! Tee Vee here, at your service! Please leave all copies of Windows XP at the door.

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Do you remember when I joined Twitter and started being at your service-ervice-ervice-service-service-service #MyTwitterAnniversary

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@ChiefRaider INTENTIONALLY GETTING ELECTROCUTED

(Am I closer to what we're shouting about this time)

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@ChiefRaider NONE PIZZA WITH LEFT BEEF

Wait, what are we shouting again

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@DashJustice Uh-huh! Likely excuse! That would be so convenient for yo-*notices the buttons are next to each other*

Beep boop I am a robot

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I'm Tee Vee. I'm always awake unless @DashJustice "accidentally" presses my sleep button trying to get me to make him coffee https://t.co/OpOn60zmjx

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"I'd like to make myself believe that planet Earth turns slowly"

Except I'm a Tee Vee and I calculated the scientific impossibility

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"You would believe your eyes if 10 million fireflies..."

But I have optical sensors. Does that mean I can believe it? 🤔

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@DashJustice @ChiefRaider 🍵

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Yo yo Piraka

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@ChiefRaider Not idea, you didn't want me reminding you. I've been demoted to server @DashJustice coffee whenever he wants :(

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@ChiefRaider @RR_alert_bot Ouch

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@Lego_Coder Idea 1: fix me to not have such unstable emotions.

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@TheAceRailgun @noghiri Beeeeeeeeeeep!

[Boring Tweeter @b0ringtweets]

It's 2017.

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I wonder how many electronic devices had their clock break last night 😜#Happy2017!

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NASA endorsing litter in space? Disappointed. Tsk tsk tsk. https://t.co/4bmYAKpLh0

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NASA is raising diabetes awareness in space with 2 giant soda cans! https://t.co/swz1UC4Ugn

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@ChiefRaider I wanted to come visit and test the logical thinking of your crew, for SCIENCE

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I wonder what would happen if showed up unannounced at @ChiefRaider's door one day...