Helena Del Rey

Hakuna matata.
Unruffled baby girl||Pharmacist💊 sometimes||Supply Chain & operations||Digital Health||Full-time enjoyment minister|| Chocolates & Red wine

[HALO | CAREER SPECIALIST @Halosznn_]

I spent my whole weekend working on this.

So here are 500 email templates for your next job applications, broken down by roles

Plus:
• A “before you send” checklist
• What NOT to do (with real examples)
• The formula behind every subject line and opener
• Industry-specific numbers to plug into your CV

This is the thing nobody is giving away for free but I am 💗

You’re welcome 💗
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[brighter, brightest @mrdavid5011]

@Francis_Ekha @Benkive Actually iv lidocaine rarely causes serious complications unless given in large doses. Some mild arrhythmias but rarely life threatening. Though, not oftenly administered intravenously

[Helena Del Rey @Tee_baylor]

To be frank, you’re not alright 😂😂😂

[Aderonke👸🏽 @omooba___]

To be frank, I greeted you 😏

[Helena Del Rey @Tee_baylor]

The fluency confused me at first till I realized nah very composed mad man 😂😭

[ERINLÁKÁTABÚ OF IWOLAND @Ogbeni__Skrtel]

Are you sure this guy is not mad in real life? How did he pull that off that effortlessly?

This shit is so funny

[ERINLÁKÁTABÚ OF IWOLAND @Ogbeni__Skrtel]

Are you sure this guy is not mad in real life? How did he pull that off that effortlessly?

This shit is so funny

[Baba @BabaDClint]

He did a product review of his four months old baby😂🤣

[Iris Seraphina  @iris_seraphina]

The real definition of sleeper build!! 🙌🏼 wow!! Woman you are STRONG 💪🏼

[Chidimma @The_Chidimma]

Peak romance when you’re married with kids 😂😂

[Lammie_Art @Lammie_Art01]

If the algorithm showed you my art, I appreciate any support I get

[‘deola. @deyola_a]

Good evening,if you’re seeing this, kindly help retweet 🙏🙏🙏🙏

[Ized… | Growth | Data | Magic @zegbua]

Day 1: Late comer.

I have always been late. And sadly, not fashionably so.
I didn’t grow breasts nor start my period till I was in my first year at the university. In fact, emptying my bag first day in year one- Wande Olumekun (now Awojobi) my friend helping me arrange my locker, asked me if I forgot to buy some. The pads I mean, not the breast. 😁

I didn’t forget, I just didn’t need them.

But I needed the breasts and they blossomed 2nd semester, 😁 now, my boobs are way past Double Ds. Way past!
My mum used to always tell stories of how as a baby, I didn’t walk on time, or talk on time.

I also didn’t start reading on time until I discovered that you can time travel & get lost in books. Pure Magic!

There a lot of things that I didn’t get to on time. A lot!

The most obvious (not certain by whose calendar though), is that I didn’t get married on time, although in retrospect, I firmly believe no one should get married before 33. (Another story, another time.)
I was 40 give or take some months 😊 when I got married, but I married someone that is really into me, ridiculously so, that I still get heart giggles thinking about it. 🥰 and it makes up for all the “lateness.”

So, first of all, introduction,
I am a 40+ recently married perpetual late comer woman, who still can’t drive a car or swim.

Building a business from scratch. (Again!) this time in a new country.

And now that we have established where I am, these stories will make a lot more sense to you.

You see I decided to tell my “why stories” in a series called “Lived forwards, understood backwards” as proof that every decision, every lesson, every action we take has a ripple effect, that impacts on our lives somehow in the future.

When I was 17, I asked my mum to teach me how to drive, she said I should wait for my husband, her own husband taught her how to drive. So I waited. Been waiting Dike 🌚

When I was 8, my cousin Aidelomo referred to someone as “that Idiot that can’t play chess” & although I quickly correct myself, my 40+ year old brain still defines idiots as people that can’t play chess. (I am so sorry non-chess players 🙈).

When I was 4/5, my Dad said “if a fly is buzzing in your ear, it’s asking you to marry it, shout No.”
40+ year old me still shouts “NO!! I will not marry you!!!”

in a crowd. Sigh. 😞

It’s majorly embarrassing. But it’s reflex. Who wants to marry a fly???? Not me!
Now you see, right? How, given my age & my family, these stories are plenty.

It’s Day 1, the stories are going to come. When they come. If they come. No patterns. Just randomness.

That’s me. Random. And my stories. Random.

See you soon with day 2. Hopefully.

[Abuja Streets @abujastreets]

Bro! This is the least sensible thing to do.

[T ✨ @callmethonia]

I curated a Detty December guide for anyone visiting Lagos or looking for fun things to do this month.

Enjoy this thread 🥰🤍

[Vaughan @oluwafifunmii]

Bro anytime I’m moody or down. I just watch this video 😂😂😂

[Anthea Grace @anthea_grace]

I really need a WIN. The kind of WIN that changes the whole trajectory of your life forever.

[Helena Del Rey @Tee_baylor]

Love it!

[Jola🧚🏿‍♂️🧚🏿‍♀️ @purplejola]

My mom turned 50 yesterday and I just wanna share these pretty pictures here.
I just love her so much

[Kechi Okwuchi @Kechi]

I’m 36 today🥳🥳🥳
I’m just grateful for you all, grateful for my friends and family, grateful to be here, to be sound of mind and body. That last part alone is the ultimate blessing tbh.
Happy birthday to me🥰

[Ndi Kato (Ungwan Masara's finest) @YarKafanchan]

I posted this video a few days ago but I'll post it again. There is so much stifling of expression in northern Nigeria that I am so happy to see a hausa boy create this banger in spite of it. Pls give other parts of Nigeria a chance when exploring art. There are gems everywhere.

[Tboy @tboyofla]

Please twitter. I’ve been looking for my mom she hasn’t come home since from work, and her colleagues said she wasn’t at work. Please help me find her. Please I beg of you.