Billy Ray Valentine

Looking for Randolph and Mortimer.

[Billy Ray Valentine @Tee_capm]

Some hope! I give it 3 years

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

Chelsea Football Club is delighted to announce the appointment of Xabi Alonso as Manager of the Men’s Team.

The Spaniard will begin his role on July 1, 2026, having agreed a four-year contract at Stamford Bridge.

Welcome to Chelsea, Xabi!

[Not Jerome Powell @alifarhat79]

JP Morgan: We’re hiring.

Me:

[Frank Khalid OBE @FrankKhalidUK]

You decide to hire a Championship manager you perform like a Championship team. This is all down to the manager, we are being humiliated. 2-0 down in the first 15 minutes.

[Billy Ray Valentine @Tee_capm]

Might be sooner. #chelsea

[Billy Ray Valentine @Tee_capm]

I give it 10 months.

[Chels HQ @Chels_HQ]

If this still doesn't hurt you, if you still somehow think these owners and everyone they have employed actually care about football, you're just not Chels at this point. All your energy needs to go towards removing this cancer from our football club. Relentlessly.

#BlueCoOUT

[Covie @covie_93]

Get melania to escort the ships through the Strait of Hormuz, she was an escort for years.

[Jason Hickel @jasonhickel]

Bombing Iran in the middle of negotiations, while starving Cuba, while genociding Palestinians, while threatening to invade Greenland… the US and Israel are the single greatest threat to humanity and it’s not even close. We are all forced to live in the nightmare they create.

[Billy Ray Valentine @Tee_capm]

@Plas08 Because they are allowing people to do this. 30 tickets one person.

[Billy Ray Valentine @Tee_capm]

@HonourableJay24 Mostly gone. SA's round of 16 game in Perth still has seats but everything else for the quartersand semi's is gone. I fell asleep and missed my turn. I rejoined this morning and managed to get through in 30 minutes.

[Billy Ray Valentine @Tee_capm]

@MareeAverys @Kee48901091 @ysljennii There is still time to delete this

[Billy Ray Valentine @Tee_capm]

I give it 10 months.

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

Chelsea Football Club is delighted to announce the appointment of Liam Rosenior as head coach of the men’s team.

Welcome to Chelsea, Liam! 🔵

[Billy Ray Valentine @Tee_capm]

I've learnt to never praise this bald idiot because the very next game he will do something stupid. Why make 5 changes? #Chelsea #LEECHE

[Mahyar Tousi @MahyarTousi]

Kemi Badenoch's response to Rachel Reeves' budget is absolutely brutal.

Reeves completely wrecked.

[Billy Ray Valentine @Tee_capm]

@vartufa @rhys_parker The Rhoda's clotted cream has undergone "enhancement"...it is now smaller than it was in April this year. Only one airline can enhance something by making it smaller. Definitely British Airways 🤣

[Billy Ray Valentine @Tee_capm]

@africaniism The ball wasn't out and he had detached. C'mon man!

[Billy Ray Valentine @Tee_capm]

Someone just said Pollock is the best player in the world 🤣 England fans are so nauseating #ENGvNZL

[Billy Ray Valentine @Tee_capm]

@africaniism Releasing bind before ball went out of scrum and one where he was off his feet

[Billy Ray Valentine @Tee_capm]

@africaniism A better ref would have penalised him twice.

[Billy Ray Valentine @Tee_capm]

@Edcharlesworth That is still a fuckin diabolical take!

[Jon Kinyon @jonkinyon]

@AdameMedia The history books are going to be wild. A former "high class" prostitute became First Lady of the United States. You can't make this stuff up.