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officially back

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Violently hungover for the morning tee time. Would def call this a hostile environment

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@poohbear_1989 @RossDellenger He still had more in the tank and you know it. Just didn’t have all the best players anymore

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@TDAlabamaMag @AlwaysCFB Surely the highest rated recruit in Alabama history won’t lose 2 QB contests in a row

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@SecksHavington @CinemaAddict77 @TheOneTrueUnc @Uziixmarxzz @PassportHaven @On3 @AriWasserman Enjoy your 3 summer months as the pre season champs. Same shit as last year. Funny enough I was in Austin for AU/BU kickoff last year. Was at Buford’s for OSU game (Arch masterclass) enjoyed watching your fag fanbase head out early after flexing all summer

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@SecksHavington @TheOneTrueUnc @Uziixmarxzz @CinemaAddict77 @PassportHaven @On3 @AriWasserman New staff and new roster. FYI we would’ve made a bowl game if Cam didn’t fumble the iron bowl away and cry off the field

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@SecksHavington @TheOneTrueUnc @Uziixmarxzz @CinemaAddict77 @PassportHaven @On3 @AriWasserman I’d say it’s fairly relevant bc it was the same opponent in the same stadium just weeks apart. We will see though. I will be here for the Cam 2 catches for 28 yards in week1. You guys should’ve spent his money on Seaton

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@CinemaAddict77 @SecksHavington @TheOneTrueUnc @Uziixmarxzz @PassportHaven @On3 @AriWasserman I think you’re upset I’m using stats which upsets you as the back to back Pre Season national champions

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@SecksHavington @TheOneTrueUnc @Uziixmarxzz @CinemaAddict77 @PassportHaven @On3 @AriWasserman There is one common opponent between Auburns staff and Texas staff from last season. @ Florida. Golesh won with a G5 roster and Sark lost with the most expensive roster in CFB. Is that a bit?

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@SecksHavington @TheOneTrueUnc @Uziixmarxzz @CinemaAddict77 @PassportHaven @On3 @AriWasserman Hard to say. We have a coach and QB that could win in the swamp last year. You guys are defending cheez it bowl champs. Excited to find out this season

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@SecksHavington @TheOneTrueUnc @Uziixmarxzz @CinemaAddict77 @PassportHaven @On3 @AriWasserman The bigger and better program that has a smaller trophy case😂 maybe if you guys give Sark $10m more he can win a game that matters

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@SecksHavington @TheOneTrueUnc @Uziixmarxzz @CinemaAddict77 @PassportHaven @On3 @AriWasserman Look at the stats you guys are gassing up on the UT website🥀🥀 best 600 yard WR money can buy

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@Uziixmarxzz @rodnrealx @CinemaAddict77 @PassportHaven @On3 @AriWasserman Well he could beat Florida and Arch/Texas couldn’t. Maybe Cam is downgrading. Either way he needs to learn how to catch a slant

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@CinemaAddict77 @PassportHaven @On3 @AriWasserman Hope Arch can teach him how to catch

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This is what happens when you hire a west coast coach and your student body is 80% kids from NJ and California. Alabama football no longer has an identity

[Sam Holley @samh0lley]

64 yards on 31 carries.

Thank you guys @JoeGaither6 @TheoFernandez__

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@HWellman11285 @CBKReport Probably wants to drop his nuts on Florida on your home court again

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@ThatsJasonBarn @_JHokanson If he wanted to stay he would stay. He would like more money as well

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@TheGeorgeJungle @_JHokanson There’s many ways we are wasting money one of them being paying a football coach that never should’ve been hired in the first place. Basketball specifically sure we’re also paying Bruce like $300k a year to be an “Auburn Ambassador” (which he is doing a poor job of) #cohen

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@StillWishful @kendallbaker @coachbrucepearl How come Pitino couldn’t beat him?