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[ClipGD @ClipGD]

@TheNotoriousMMA “I had no injury’s going into the Fight” 💀

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@cfcadeel Walking around badges is the stupidest shit ive witnessed in football

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@postanythingLFC Back when football was worth watching

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@talkSPORT Rory Jennings talks the biggest pile of shit every time he’s on the radio. Embarrassing that he’s a Chelsea fan

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@FabrizioRomano

[⚡️🇧🇼 @Priceless_MCI]

Arsenal fouling the goalkeepers comp. PGMOL have some shame

[J @BigJamzLdn]

I still remember when Corbyn drafted up a fully costed manifesto and the British press turned round and said “WTF is this sharia law???!!!”

[Ted @Teedler]

@Keir_Starmer @DeborahMeaden Also you’re a Zionist ball licker

[Michael Walsh @thatbloodyMikey]

I am so fucking tired of this Israel Occupied Government. Turn on the Telly & you'll hear no solutions to rising Bills, Food costs or Cost of living.
All you'll get is this relentless, Manufactured bollocks to remove our rights & Criminalise anyone Critical of Israel.

[Pistachio 🇮🇷 🇵🇸 @HarleyShah]

Iran is currently fighting two nuclear superpowers and all their bases in their neighbouring countries, do you think they really have time to care about some old ambulances in North London? In fact it's even insulting 😭

[Brian @CFCMJordan]

Same referee. Same game. 15 minutes apart.

One deemed a perfectly fine tackle. One awarded with a yellow card.

The ref didn't want to make a controversial decision and give a penalty? Cool.

The yellow he gave for the second one ended in a red card.

No consistency.

[Bad Influence @Carefree_Shema]

Noni Madueke last Premier League goal was in January 25, 2025 against Man City. His last Premier League assist was on December 15, 2024.

If Noni fails to score against Manchester United, he'll be celebrating an anniversary of zero G/A.

"Thank you Chelsea"😭

[SportsDokitor (Odogwu👆) @sportsdokitor]

Wait, so Aston Villa unveiled their Champions League trophy in the tunnel for Arsenal players to see before beating them on the pitch 🥴🥴🥴🥴

What sort of psychological warfare is this, Unai Emery oooooh 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Ted @Teedler]

@LegacySiu Eto’o

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@acdmma_ More head movement on a statue

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@JamesPiotr I’ve heard of losing the head over a football result, although never in the literal sense. 🪓

[Ted @Teedler]

@StephenNolan Went on a date with my wife to the dirty onion when I first met her. A boy threw up over a table and chair and the floor then went back to drinking.

Thank god he wasn’t wearing workwear or he’d have been thrown out.

[Chris McMenamy @cmcmenamy_]

A generational pintman winning it in the US after spending three days telling finance bros to fuck off. Have to respect it.