teegan

J&J vaccinated. professional taker of naps. IBS survivor. mediocre at many things.

[teegan @Teegan_Stevens]

I love the patriots. And not just because Gronk is hot, but because Edelman is too

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

please stop calling people sensitive as an insult just because you don't have the emotional intelligence to understand things on a deeper level. this world needs sensitive people, empathy is a good trait to have.

[Big Boss V 💰 @BigBossVette]

Open relationship? How about I open my jacket and pull out a gun?

[مريم حسنا @Maryamhasnaa]

I can’t love you small.

[𝐡 @haniellesv]

the feminine urge to act clueless while knowing everything

[𝔂𝓸𝓾𝓻𝓭𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓶𝓰𝓲𝓻𝓵 💋 @s_chiomaa]

The way men switch up really needs to be studied. This week you’re in love w me, next week I can’t even get a conversation out of you.

[vivi @mooncatvivi]

first date questionnaire:
- would u abandon me
- do u see yourself abandoning me
- would u ever consider abandoning me
- how would you abandon me if u did
- if you were to abandon me what would be the first signs

[Kaji | 火事 🔥 @LoloFennec]

A lot of us are just 2 bad months away from homelessness, and the way this country treats homeless people is abhorrent. I may not have much myself, but I try to help and do good where I can. The world could do well with a little more compassion. I’m no saint, but I care a lot.

[Matt. @MattTheBrand]

Im not demure i have an anxiety disorder

[〽️onty @itsmontyj]

I think the scariest thing in this world is you never know someone’s true intentions with you

[carbonbuns @carbonbuns]

everyone talks about the male loneliness epidemic but no one talks about the hot successful and smart girls who can’t find suitable partners cus dating in this day and age is equivalent to an involuntary check in at the mental hospital

[Nimrah Maryam @TheNimrahMaryam]

Men will be 30 and still be like “idk what i want :/“ & like you have 5 more years with hair so please figure it out

[Public Enemy #1 @aangelinaab]

I cant wait to be married & never have to talk to another man ever again

[🍃 @cardamomkiss]

Nothing quite like looking at the way someone else has loaded the dishwasher to remind you that the mind of another is truly unknowable

[Chris @iamchriscorooo]

I think i wanna drink & become a problem today

[☔ @Whotfismick]

me smiling at you because i didn't hear anything you just said