Teej

so it goes

[Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz]

I think part of what makes this account’s work so satisfying is they are doing a form of pattern recognition that is computerlike in many ways but actually requires a soul to pull off. Proof humans are still on top

[Teej @TeejGallagher]

@nbcsnl let this man host an episode

[Teej @TeejGallagher]

did not peg Paul Skenes as a good actor

[Teej @TeejGallagher]

y’all this is G W BUSH JR in the year two thousand and three.

your trans panic is manufactured and you’re wasting brain cells on something that doesn’t exist

[L @Crazyuncute]

If only you really knew how bag things have gotten

[Teej @TeejGallagher]

i know i said i love my city a day or two ago but this right here is why i left my city

fucking white trash dirtbags as far as the eye can see

[Teej @TeejGallagher]

the reason is geography - cairo is a flat city built on a floodplain. every major city along the ohio and mississippi was built on a bluff that rose above the floodplain

cairo could never have been a metropolis because it floods far too frequently

[Kurt Steiner @Kurt_Steiner]

Always felt sort of wrong that this city was a nothing.

[Teej @TeejGallagher]

“You picked his picture. You did not pick his message. Try listening to the words.”

god damn

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

I see your profile picture. That’s Johnny Cash. My hero too. Arrested seven times. Smuggled 668 amphetamines across the Mexican border in 1965. Took every drug there was and drank like I did. Cheated on his first wife. Slept with more woman than I ever did. Hit bottom in a cave in Tennessee in 1968 trying to crawl off and die. And then he got up. He got clean. He spent the rest of his life singing for prisoners and addicts and the people the country threw away because he knew he was one of them.

That was the whole point of the Man in Black. He wore it for the poor and the beaten down. He wore it for the prisoner who has long paid for his crime. He wore it for the ones who never heard a word of Jesus. He wore it for the addicted and the dying. He wore it as a standing witness that no one is past saving.

You picked his picture. You did not pick his message. Try listening to the words.

[Teej @TeejGallagher]

i love my city

[Pittsburgh Scanner @pgh_scanner]

Larimer. Penn Ave near Bakery Square. Multiple callers indicate that there is a dude riding a motorbike with what appears to be a monkey on their back macing people on the sidewalk.

[Teej @TeejGallagher]

@AFryIsThatGuy take him back. only philadelphia can harness his energy

[Teej @TeejGallagher]

@PlainTalkUS crazy because you just got offended by the City of Pittsburgh tweeting about Pride Month? And you mentioned you’re scared of the crime there? Blaming everyone else?? There is no way to make this crazy person happy.

[Teej @TeejGallagher]

brother there a texts written by trans people that are a thousand+ years old

[Frechio @loaithjt]

@virrals Nobody wants to hurt you.

You need to understand that this trans stuff is like ten years old and get mad at the people that got you into it

[Teej @TeejGallagher]

china has done the most harm to itself

[Revolutionary Significant Proletarian Sperm @malenyev]

Que ha hecho china sinceramente hablando

[Teej @TeejGallagher]

he’d be second on this list if oneil cruz didn’t suck ass at fielding

[AT @BaseballWRLD_]

Years these players debuted:

1913
1913
1917
1913
2024

Paul Skenes is truly in a world of his own

[Teej @TeejGallagher]

bethel park, pa is awesome because within a couple year period it gave us one of the greatest mlb closers of all time and also the guy who tried to assassinate Trump in Butler

#hometownpride

[Codify @CodifyBaseball]

Mason Miller has struck out 53 batters in his last 24 regular season games while allowing NO runs.

That's the first time a pitcher has done that in all of recorded baseball history.

[Teej @TeejGallagher]

has anyone ever lived anywhere where trash day ISN’T on a monday???

[Teej @TeejGallagher]

@NWSSanDiego is anyone looking into this extreme marine heatwave?

[Edgar McGregor @edgarrmcgregor]

There are ocean waters off the coast of San Diego warmer than parts of the Gulf Coast of Florida.

Hell has frozen over.

[Teej @TeejGallagher]

also punched him in the face in kindergarten because he called me timothy instead of tj

[Teej @TeejGallagher]

i beat this kid’s ass in 7th grade because he threw a cornhole bag at my junk. once a piece of shit always a piece of shit

nate if you see this i wish you nothing but the worst

[Anna Bower @AnnaBower]

Former DOGE official Nate Cavanaugh describes “growing tension” between Elon Musk and the White House over DOGE spending cuts