Teen Trump

a regular teenager who is also Donald Trump. student body pres at Spartan High School

[Teen Trump @TeenTrump]

Boy Scouts are weak! Real woodsmen only need 3 things: pocket knife, compass, $1 million dollars from their dad!

[Teen Trump @TeenTrump]

What I meant to say was that my doctor didn’t NOT say I shouldn’t eat five KFC family chow buckets while I wait for my dad to get home from his DUI weekend program.

[Teen Trump @TeenTrump]

Stop trying to tell me what to do, Russia! You’re not my dad!

[Teen Trump @TeenTrump]

My dad took me shooting for the first time when I was in middle school. I hit two lunch ladies and shattered a creepy skeleton in bio class.

[Teen Trump @TeenTrump]

A lot of kids supporting school violence today. Turn out was huge! Kids are speaking up for violence. Guns!

[Teen Trump @TeenTrump]

History class just got hot af 🍆 💦

[Teen Trump @TeenTrump]

Dad won't let me watch Game of Thrones. Claims I'm not old enough, but was just old enough to clean own wet bed sheets. WHICH IS IT?

[Teen Trump @TeenTrump]

C+ on my Russian test. Almost a B!

[Teen Trump @TeenTrump]

I'm a big time smoker. Cigs, cloves, blunts, pretty much anything that burns, I'll inhale. STRONG LUNGS. Tennis is getting harder. NO BIG.

[Teen Trump @TeenTrump]

Skipping summer school tomorrow to go chill by the lake, drink pure maple syrup, and throw stones at birds. NO ONE CAN STOP ME, DAD!

[Teen Trump @TeenTrump]

Goofy Mr. Grant says that fidget spinners don't make you good at English. WRONG!

[Teen Trump @TeenTrump]

Even I like Trans people

[Teen Trump @TeenTrump]

Enough talk! The people having been waiting seven years for action! I'm gonna jump Principal Waites' car on my blades TONIGHT!

[Teen Trump @TeenTrump]

I'm not saying I DID get high on whip-it's at fridays game, but as student body president, can I pardon myself from suspension?

[Teen Trump @TeenTrump]

Reading 1984 for class. This Big Brother guy has some pretty cool ideas.

[Teen Trump @TeenTrump]

Breakfast this morning was not up to par. Limp bacon. Burnt toast. Not what growing boys deserve! Heading to summer school hungry for change

[Teen Trump @TeenTrump]

I'm a narcissistic trust fund kid with a fragile ego and a dissociation from real world consequences. Please one RT could change my life.

[Teen Trump @TeenTrump]

Summer school w/ Mrs. Berkeley is a drag. Every day I listen to her rant about climate change. A lot of effort to forget it every night!

[Teen Trump @TeenTrump]

It's like the Emoji Movie was made for me!

[Teen Trump @TeenTrump]

Dad won't let me watch Game of Thrones. Claims I'm not old enough, but was just old enough to clean own wet bed sheets. WHICH IS IT?

[Teen Trump @TeenTrump]

@WendyMolyneux Were told there would be free fidget spinners for audience. Lies! Another plot by Lousy Boyscout Leaders to make us do the pledge!