TeenageScream

The podcast that lovingly dissects the best (and worst) of 90s teen horror. Your hosts: @kirstylogan & @heatherparryuk. Tips:

[TeenageScream @TeenageScream_]

It's here!

EPISODE ONE!

Your hosts @KirstyLogan & @HeatherParryUK chat badboy sociopaths, fish nipples, "ploppage" and everything else that's right and wrong with The Lifeguard from 1991.

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#ya #pointhorror

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[TeenageScream @TeenageScream_]

This is your 12 DAY WARNING for downloading any of the old episodes of Teenage Scream from the Patreon. We'll be closing it down at the end of the month!

[TeenageScream @TeenageScream_]

You won't get rid of the two of us that easy - so we'll see you very soon, in our various books and projects and events.

And we'll always have the hot closet!

K & H
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[TeenageScream @TeenageScream_]

.... and it's goodbye from us!

The rumours are true (there were no rumours) - your hosts @kirstylogan & @HeatherParryUK are hanging up their Teenage Scream hats, to choose sanity (and because they're really busy).

https://t.co/8WXmf7TDTG

[TeenageScream @TeenageScream_]

We'll be stopping the Patreon so no further payments are taken, and we'll be making sure the Teenage Scream Archive is available somewhere - we can't let the Basket of Hands be lost to time!

We've had the most incredible time with all of you—and are so thankful for the support!

[TeenageScream @TeenageScream_]

It's Patreon day!

Excruciating elevator deaths, trying to square a nonsensical circle and how conspiracy theorists aren't what they used to be: your hosts @kirstylogan & @HeatherParryUK are meeting the sweet relief of death with Final Destination 5!

https://t.co/zyNPDNvvBg

[TeenageScream @TeenageScream_]

It's Patreon bonus episode day!

Misunderstanding NASCAR, Random American Aggression (RAA) and "Chekov's f*cking gun": your hosts @kirstylogan & @HeatherParryUK are listlessly meandering towards certain death with 2009's Final Destination 4!

https://t.co/ZWGHQGUmKb

[TeenageScream @TeenageScream_]

It's Patreon bonus ep day!

Shonky characterisation, a nail gun to the face repeatedly and THAT rollercoaster CGI: your hosts @kirstylogan & @HeatherParryUK are fighting off the cold hand of death with Final Destination 3!

https://t.co/Tbk4Dpretp

[Kirsty Logan @kirstylogan]

I fucking LOOOOOOVE this film! Heather, not surprisingly, does not. But she is simply wrong

[Ruth 🐧🐧🐧 @rkemp83]

@TeenageScream_ @kirstylogan @HeatherParryUK Knew this was gonna be fun when less than 10 minutes in you've got the line, "she doesn't even weld in this one". Throw in the basket of hands and this was a really good time.

[TeenageScream @TeenageScream_]

It's Patreon bonus episode day!

Doing coke off your hand while driving, pregnancy as a personality and a murderous box of hands: your hosts @kirstylogan & @HeatherParryUK are outrunning the Grim Reaper in Final Destination 2!

https://t.co/OE77iXNZXv

[@RetroTatPod @RetroTatPod]

Shouting out to some of our other favourite retro themed/retro-adjacent podcasts. If you like us, have a listen to:

@benbakerbooks (Don't Let's Chart)
@PointHorrorPod (Don't Point That Horror at Me)
@purplestuffpod (The Purple Stuff Podcast)
@TeenageScream_ (Teenage Scream)

[TeenageScream @TeenageScream_]

@annie_hurd HOW DOES HE HAVE FANS

[TeenageScream @TeenageScream_]

It's Patreon ep day!

Rube Goldberg deaths, forgettable early 00s actors and crafting a logical theory from a batshit narrative: your hosts @kirstylogan & @HeatherParryUK facing the inevitable cold embrace of death with the year 2000's Final Destination!

https://t.co/gGjXSV7L9N

[TeenageScream @TeenageScream_]

@ChrissyD_Comedy @PointHorrorPod We're still trotting away over on Patreon, and trying to find time to record a regular series between day jobs, writing and (for one half of us) parenting! ❤️

[TeenageScream @TeenageScream_]

It's Patreon bonus episode day!

Lesbian classic Rubyfruit Jungle, queering (or not) the slasher genre, and the "lurking around with your chopper"—your hosts @kirstylogan & @HeatherParryUK are throwing pillows at 1982's The Slumber Party Massacre!

https://t.co/ROy51zszno

[Chelley Toy @ChelleyToy]

Our next #TalesPointHorrorBookClub Live Chat will be … Saturday 22nd April @ 7:00pm GMT / 1:00pm CT / 2:00pm EST 💙

This month we are going by @kirstylogan and @HeatherParryUK of the awesome @TeenageScream_ to chat all things Caz Coo!

https://t.co/yzZLAHkoi6

[TeenageScream @TeenageScream_]

Patreon Bonus episode day!

Donald Sutherland as OG Daddy Giles, disappointing Republican reveals and weird Ally McBeal refs—your hosts @Kirstylogan & @HeatherParryUK rememberwhen Joss Whedon wasn't *that* grim with Buffy the Vampire Slayer from 1992!

https://t.co/yNO9V5EvIc

[Booniss Everdrunk @bookiesnacksize]

Inspired by @TeenageScream_ tonight's movie was 1997 classic The Relic, deeply silly but very fun, particularly enjoyed Penelope Ann Miller serving her best Dana Scully

[TeenageScream @TeenageScream_]

NEW PATREON DAY!

A sub-par Indiana Jones, a heroine that hits all the queer 90s girl boxes and some of the worst monster design in modern cinema history—your hosts @kirstylogan & @HeatherParryUK deal with some problematic stereotypes in 1997's The Relic!

https://t.co/37mUv6bjlF

[Andreina 🎅🎄❄️🔪💀 Cordani @AndreinaCordani]

Authors: no matter how cool you think your author bio is, it's not as cool as Point Horror author Carmen Adams'.