ŦƐƐИΛƓƐŔS Ṗ♡SŦ ™

Shared Acc :) If you follow us, know most of our tweets are our sarcastic & odd humor. We'll never completely serious on here. Just having fun.

[ŦƐƐИΛƓƐŔS Ṗ♡SŦ ™ @TeenagersPost]

#ReasonsThatISmile? When life gives you a hundred reasons to cry, show life that you have a thousand reasons to smile.

[ŦƐƐИΛƓƐŔS Ṗ♡SŦ ™ @TeenagersPost]

#SomePeopleNeedTo pay attention to the people they consider their friends. Make better choices.

[ŦƐƐИΛƓƐŔS Ṗ♡SŦ ™ @TeenagersPost]

#SomePeopleNeedTo suffer when they diet, it seems. Misery is a goal in itself, hunger a stamp of approval, hating life part of the deal.

[ŦƐƐИΛƓƐŔS Ṗ♡SŦ ™ @TeenagersPost]

Yelling someone's name in different voices until they hear you.

[ŦƐƐИΛƓƐŔS Ṗ♡SŦ ™ @TeenagersPost]

That kick ass moment when your teacher calls on you because they don't you think you're paying attention, and you get the answer right.

[ŦƐƐИΛƓƐŔS Ṗ♡SŦ ™ @TeenagersPost]

That one annoying relative who comments on everything you do on facebook.

[ŦƐƐИΛƓƐŔS Ṗ♡SŦ ™ @TeenagersPost]

I love finding money in my clothes. It's like a gift to me...from me.

[ŦƐƐИΛƓƐŔS Ṗ♡SŦ ™ @TeenagersPost]

A friend is one who believes in you when you have ceased to believe in yourself.

[ŦƐƐИΛƓƐŔS Ṗ♡SŦ ™ @TeenagersPost]

My Vocabulary = 50% swearing, 50% sarcasm.

[ŦƐƐИΛƓƐŔS Ṗ♡SŦ ™ @TeenagersPost]

Social networking is like a club. TWITTER is the dance floor, TUMBLR is the bar and FACEBOOK is the people crying in the toilets.

[ŦƐƐИΛƓƐŔS Ṗ♡SŦ ™ @TeenagersPost]

Hello Monday. May I ask you a question? Why are you always back so quickly? Don't you have a hobby?

[ŦƐƐИΛƓƐŔS Ṗ♡SŦ ™ @TeenagersPost]

#ThatAwkwardMoment when someone's sad and you don't know what to say or do to cheer them up.

[ŦƐƐИΛƓƐŔS Ṗ♡SŦ ™ @TeenagersPost]

#ThatAwkwardMoment when you realize you're walking in the wrong direction, so you hit your pockets pretending you forgot something.

[ŦƐƐИΛƓƐŔS Ṗ♡SŦ ™ @TeenagersPost]

#ThatAwkwardMoment when you gum randomly falls out your mouth when you're talking to someone.

[ŦƐƐИΛƓƐŔS Ṗ♡SŦ ™ @TeenagersPost]

Welcome to the Karma Cafe. There are no menus, you will get served what you deserved.

[ŦƐƐИΛƓƐŔS Ṗ♡SŦ ™ @TeenagersPost]

You're angry at me for that? That's cool, just let me know when you grow up.

[ŦƐƐИΛƓƐŔS Ṗ♡SŦ ™ @TeenagersPost]

I have one friend who can turn ANYTHING into something sexual.

[ŦƐƐИΛƓƐŔS Ṗ♡SŦ ™ @TeenagersPost]

I lived fine before you. But now I can't imagine living life without you.

[ŦƐƐИΛƓƐŔS Ṗ♡SŦ ™ @TeenagersPost]

Depressed? Earphones in. Volume up. Ignore the world.

[ŦƐƐИΛƓƐŔS Ṗ♡SŦ ™ @TeenagersPost]

When I was younger I couldn't wait to be older. BUT THIS ISN'T THE SHIT I SIGNED UP FOR.