Teenage Dream

Me: Exercise
Me: Exercis
Me: Exerci
Me: Exerc
Me: Exer
Me: Exe
Me: Ex
Me: Extra fries

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How do ppl end up in relationship after relationship and I cant find one person to even find me remotely interesting for a solid ten seconds

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my favorite game is “shit i lost my phone in my blankets where the fuck did it go”

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is wearing a hoodie and sweatpants the first week of school showing that i don't care too early

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do you ever get those pangs of anxiety where you feel like nobody likes you and nobody will ever like you and you will achieve nothing

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boys with long fingernails scare me

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do you ever drop something and instead of picking it back up you just stare at on the ground and think about what a failure you are

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it kind of amazes me that putting a black line on my eyelid can make me feel better about myself

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makeup, bras and tampons should be free. I didnt choose the girl life. Or to be ugly. wtf

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what if u woke up with amnesia & all you could remember was your twitter password and u had to discover who u were based off your tweets

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i wanna cuddle and watch scary movies with u while we eat popcorn but i also wanna set u on fire and throw u into a tornado so there's that.

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I still think I missed out on the "neat and cute handwriting" gene that every girl seems to have.

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Me every night: I don't need to sleep.
Me every morning: I need to sleep for 3 days straight.

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there are mean parents and then there are parents who switch off the wifi at night

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I’ll probably third wheel at my own wedding

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A real boyfriend:
• texts you all the time
• calls you for nothing
• wants to see you
• is overprotective
• gets jealous
• loves you

[Teenage Dream @TeenagesRelates]

Buns, leggings, uggs, & oversized sweaters
??????????????

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"Bae" means "before anyone else" I always thought it was a ghetto word for "babe"

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just dropped my new single

it’s me

i’m single

[Teenage Dream @TeenagesRelates]

people who are funny without being rude are my favorite kinds of people

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Can I get longer hair, a flatter belly & tanner skin by tomorrow please??