Neckolas Cage

On the outside I'm human. On the inside I am made of pasta and sin.

[Neckolas Cage @Teenr4ge]

I was telling my mom how I’m trying to unlearn certain gendered language and I try to default to “they” when referring to people and she was like omg what if old people get offended. You mean the people who maliciously misgender folks? Aw 🥺 take full offense, bitches

[Neckolas Cage @Teenr4ge]

Instagram just feels like Facebook with less words now 😭

[Neckolas Cage @Teenr4ge]

How do I explain to people that literally nothing will cure my depression other than moving out of this fucking country

[Neckolas Cage @Teenr4ge]

I wish I could just plug my brain in and print out my designs instead of having to draw them 😫

[Neckolas Cage @Teenr4ge]

What’s next? Are they going to take away my right to a bank account too? My right to vote? My personal autonomy?

[Tristan Snell @TristanSnell]

The Supreme Court won’t force you to wear a mask in a pandemic — but it’ll force you to bear a child.

[Neckolas Cage @Teenr4ge]

One of the hardest things about pattern making I’ve found so far is that I have to do a lot more math than I like and it’s making me resent every smug math teacher I’ve ever had

[Neckolas Cage @Teenr4ge]

If you’re my neighbors and you see some random hot chick just walk out onto the balcony, stare at the plants, and then walk back in… no you don’t

[Neckolas Cage @Teenr4ge]

I think I’ve reached a point where I can call and make appointments and stuff for myself without much anxiety… BUT if I have to take a call at work about work? Ded

[Neckolas Cage @Teenr4ge]

I couldn’t really figure out how I got onto “gentle parenting” side of tiktok since I don’t have any kids and I was raised with gentle parenting but then I was talking a friend through something and I heard myself quoting multiple videos I’d watched and was like 💡

[Neckolas Cage @Teenr4ge]

If you work for a company that claims to care about their workers and give them all these benefits, how can they sit back and watch their BOTTOM TIER and LEAST PAID workers get fucking Covid and then be like well surely you didn’t expect us to pay you sick leave?!

[Neckolas Cage @Teenr4ge]

Bens mom is a hardcore Facebook mom and since we met back in November I’ve been inducted into her circle of people she sends things to on Facebook. The boomer humor is real😰

[Neckolas Cage @Teenr4ge]

Honestly the best thing about having Covid is the quality time I’m getting to spend with my dog

[Neckolas Cage @Teenr4ge]

Combining sick time and vacation time is the stupidest shit I’ve ever heard. I’ve been planning a trip to LA for 6 months and I had the time all set aside and everything. You know what I can’t plan for though? My boyfriend getting Covid and needing to take time off to isolate

[Neckolas Cage @Teenr4ge]

@aaronmedwards This is my Benjamin!!! @kaebearrr tagged me 😘😘😘

[Neckolas Cage @Teenr4ge]

One thing no one tells you about learning a foreign language is that the boomers in your life will equate absolutely everything in that langauge to you and will send you weird articles bc ya know, it’s in French

[Read Jackson Rising @JPHilllllll]

Your regular reminder

[Neckolas Cage @Teenr4ge]

When I was younger I had a coach who told us about the time he was at a job and waiting/trying to get fired. At the time I thought that was so stupid and I couldn’t understand why he would feel that way but now I fucking get it

[Neckolas Cage @Teenr4ge]

Idc who’s the top and who’s the bottom what I want to know is who’s the testosterone boy and who’s the harlequin girl

[Neckolas Cage @Teenr4ge]

“I’m a fairy”
“You sure are, just spread your cheeks and fly away”