FunnyPOTATO

[FunnyPOTATO @TeensUK]

Sup

[FunnyPOTATO @TeensUK]

China has blocked Twitter. Now 1.3 billion people will have no idea what I’m having for lunch.

[FunnyPOTATO @TeensUK]

'hey you' > 'hey'

[FunnyPOTATO @TeensUK]

Admit it, At some point in your life, you stuck a ball up your shirt and pretended you were pregnant.

[FunnyPOTATO @TeensUK]

Stopping mid-sentence because a hot person walked past.

[FunnyPOTATO @TeensUK]

I can't hear you, so I'll just laugh and hope it wasn't a question.

[FunnyPOTATO @TeensUK]

Dry ass texters. Slow ass texters. Boring ass texters. That's the shit I don't like.

[FunnyPOTATO @TeensUK]

When I say "I wont tell anyone" My bestfriend doesnt count.

[FunnyPOTATO @TeensUK]

I drink to have fun, not to get drunk.

[FunnyPOTATO @TeensUK]

I know 3 facts about you: 1.You can't say 'M' without your lips touching. 2.You're trying it now looking like an idiot. 3.Now you're smiling

[FunnyPOTATO @TeensUK]

"HA. I'm older!" "HA. You''ll die first!" "Since I'm older, I'll get my license first. Then I'll run you over with my car. HA."

[FunnyPOTATO @TeensUK]

My two main moods are "I hate everyone" and "I want someone to love me"

[FunnyPOTATO @TeensUK]

The only thing preventing me from smashing my alarm clock at 6am is the fact that it's my cellphone.

[FunnyPOTATO @TeensUK]

Username or password incorrect... Bitch TELL ME WHICH ONE!

[FunnyPOTATO @TeensUK]

Running like a ninja so you can charge your laptop before it dies :)

[FunnyPOTATO @TeensUK]

Haha!!

[FunnyPOTATO @TeensUK]

i hate when people text me hours later trying to continue the conversation... bitch the feeling is gone..

[FunnyPOTATO @TeensUK]

I told the monster in my closet that coming out of the closet would make him gay. Problem solved.

[FunnyPOTATO @TeensUK]

Dear Bruno Mars, don't fall in love for that bitch! Obviously, if someone is throwing grenades at her, she got into some illegal shit!

[FunnyPOTATO @TeensUK]

Why would you miss the ones who diss you and diss the ones who miss you?