Teri Jessica Chong

[Teri Jessica Chong @Teeriyaki]

I honestly don't know what I'm Google searching for wish to try to sell me these

[ً @taIIant]

The can of Chef Boyardee ravioli following me home after my mom said I couldn’t have it

[Teri Jessica Chong @Teeriyaki]

Dad: be careful with your new car, drive safe and don't be stupid

Me:

[Teri Jessica Chong @Teeriyaki]

@myrandarobins0n Lmfao

[miyuki @_miyuuuki]

yes but we don’t want to tell u we want flowers cause then ur just gonna get us flowers cause we want flowers but we want you to get us flowers cause u want to get us flowers u know???

[Teri Jessica Chong @Teeriyaki]

@xlacrks Sunflowers and roses

[Teri Jessica Chong @Teeriyaki]

@myrandarobins0n Oh my god I miss him, I wonder how his dad is doing

[Teri Jessica Chong @Teeriyaki]

The fact that my Starbucks apple slices haven't turned brown yet and I've had them for six hours grosses me out more than brown apple slices

[Teri Jessica Chong @Teeriyaki]

@myrandarobins0n After I got my braces off I had them filed to be more straight, for no charge I will do it for you with a metal nail file and a shot of tequila

[Teri Jessica Chong @Teeriyaki]

I never feel more played then when I buy go train tickets and never get checked for a ticket

[Teri Jessica Chong @Teeriyaki]

This child beside me at this hectic buffet just dropped a slice of pizza on the ground, picked it up, and ate it, all while his mom and grandma were watching him, going "that's gross" #wtf

[Julia @hooliajulia1]

Or how about.... instead of this and just hear me out, girls join Girl Scouts?? https://t.co/gYOloLiWDy

[Teri Jessica Chong @Teeriyaki]

I feel like I just shouldn't talk to anyone tomorrow since it's the day before the show and I've already yelled at four innocent bystanders

[Teri Jessica Chong @Teeriyaki]

I swear the gingers are written as the most annoying characters in every tv show ever

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

I like showering in boiling water bc it makes me feel like a lil lobster getting murdered and it makes sense bc I too am a delicious 5 star meal

[fanshawecollege @FanshaweCollege]

Tomorrow morning at 8:10 a few @unboundfashion students join @1031FreshRadio mornings with Kim and Mark (Fanshawe Alums!) - tune in to hear about #Unbound2018: Fashion in the Age of Technology

[Teri Jessica Chong @Teeriyaki]

I don't know if everyone knows this already, but helpful tip I just learned, if you're wearing black and get deodorant on it, just rub it with a clean part of the same black shirt and it goes away completely!! Fascinating.

[Teri Jessica Chong @Teeriyaki]

So many questions, where did this alligator come from, did they own it or rent it, did this whole gender reveal depend on this animal being there or did it just stumble on their lawn and that "you know what would be a lot cooler than a balloon?!" https://t.co/hzkanyPwG2