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@em_Lazzy Probably on a bender

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Man I love shitty service at the airport bar. Not tipping on a 15 dollar beer is almost worth the price of admission.

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Me waiting to get on a plane: IMM BORRRRED!

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@WhiteHouse The somehow even more cowardly police

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@KenSimCity 1.3 million people watch every year. How about $1.50 of mine and their taxes for the year go to fund this?

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@BarbBurrows @KenSimCity Dogs dont pay taxes. I do. I want fireworks. Dogs are afraid of mailmen and vacuum cleaners too. Should we ban them as well?

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Why does my apartment never run out of dust

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I dont think comets are trustworthy

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@jk_rowling I read a harry potter book in a park once when I was a kid. I dont know how I will ever forgive myself.

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@ThomasDigby1 @ParkBoard God forbid the very few crybabies in this city dont get everything they want. What a fucking Joke.

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@ThomasDigby1 @ParkBoard If you don't like the event dont go. Stop ruining things for everyone because it hurts your pathetic feelings.

It used to be the far right wanting to burn these books for being satanic. Now its the dumbass liberals crying because the writer has a different opinion than them..

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Capitalism has taught us to care about representation in advertisements.

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@POTUS Shut up man

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Kanye haters are the same people who thought Van gogh was crazy for cutting his ear off.

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@ContrarianTribe The prosecutor for the crown is literally named Lucifer. What the fuck.

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My back just farted.

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Autocorrect changing the word war torn to cartoon must be a metaphor or something right?

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If you eat Tim Hortons pizza you are going to hell when you die.

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@ashleylynch He's just having fun. Why you hatin?

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@thekarlkaufman @Culture_Crit Umm that's the coolest building I've ever seen.