My Alter Zen

all I need are some tasty waves, a cool buzz, and I’m fine ..

[My Alter Zen @TeezyLiving]

if a bath at 730 AM is wrong I don’t wanna be right

[helen @helen]

let’s be real the best invention of the last five years is not chatgpt. it’s nerds gummy clusters

[My Alter Zen @TeezyLiving]

@Rainmaker1973 the two-party system

[My Alter Zen @TeezyLiving]

@JJWatt All of the above JJ, gotta get ahead of the hot dogs…

[My Alter Zen @TeezyLiving]

@Sally__0718 only terrible golfers truly know how to have fun on the course…

[My Alter Zen @TeezyLiving]

this US Open has me more invigorated to get out and play terrible golf with my terrible golf friends than any other Major

[My Alter Zen @TeezyLiving]

@awtisym you are feeling tired and lazy as a result of being tired and lazy, start with walking on a daily basis; getting out of your home and slowly creating manageable tasks for yourself will help focus on things other than the depression.

[lavitalenta @lavitalenta]

Damn dude hell yeah

[My Alter Zen @TeezyLiving]

@Mets RIP Sey(no)mour Weiner

[My Alter Zen @TeezyLiving]

I was gonna die young, now I gotta wait for you

[Rob Perez @WorldWideWob]

oh deer.

[wild bill @billienotjeane]

The European mind cannot comprehend “Wisconsin”

[My Alter Zen @TeezyLiving]

high school kids still hang at McDonald’s late night… the kids are alright…

[My Alter Zen @TeezyLiving]

florence & the machine watching chappell roan's glow up...

[My Alter Zen @TeezyLiving]

@jontaffer @BarRescue How about an Old Fashioned Jon? Consider Swinging Door, no rescue needed!

[My Alter Zen @TeezyLiving]

it would suck be to dylsexic

[My Alter Zen @TeezyLiving]

@WorldWideWob San Pedro, Belize…

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Fattest, Sickest Country On Earth Concerned New Health Secretary Might Do Something Different https://t.co/dS1Rolb6QX

[tay @hairball1952]

david lynch forever

[My Alter Zen @TeezyLiving]

@plzbepatient The US wanted to get ahead of impending population collapse (e.g., China, Japan) and found a way to greatly increase the rate of twins being born.

[My Alter Zen @TeezyLiving]

@KobeissiLetter