TeflonJohnLLC

Everything dope, including the Pope, comes from Chicago. Congratulations to the first American Pope Leo XIV! We hope to welcome you back home soon.

[TeflonJohnLLC @TeflonJohnLLC]

https://t.co/8LsknSvyHs

[Karen McGee @karenmotherof2]

#BlendTimReamIntoSoup #BlendTimReamIntoSoup #BlendTimReamIntoSoup

[jxke. 🧸🎰🃏 @cantguardjake]

BLEND TIM REAM INTO SOUP #BlendTimReamIntoSoup

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

Why did it take 78 minutes to show a USA chick with a huge rack in the crowd? Needed that energy 50 minutes ago buddy. Good job FOX, thanks for nothing

[TeflonJohnLLC @TeflonJohnLLC]

Where the hell is Landon Donovan when you need him

[Chelly @chellgod]

Gameday.

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Happy 4th of July to everyone, including the haters and losers!

[Brian Kelly Killed a Kid @BrianKellyKills]

Wind wasn’t moving enough today #BKKAK

[brandon* @brndxix]

USA playing down a man in honor of Charlie Kirk ✊

[The Kevin Harlan Effect @KevHarlanEffect]

“I was just talking to Kevin O’Connell.”

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

It was just announced that @MacMiller’s song “DonaldTrump” went platinum—tell Mac Miller to kiss my ass!

[Karl-Anthony Towns @KarlTowns]

Can the waitress in red lobsters plz bring me another dr.pepper >:(

[elliot 🎭 TEAM COMEDY @rexlottie]

BLEND WEMBY INTO SOUP #BlendWembyIntoSoup

[incognito tab #3 @notcrypticno]

IF YOU'RE IN NEW YORK RN GO IN THE JEW TUNNELS AND TELL THEM THE KNICKS WON

[John Sartori @JohnSartoriTV]

You have to wonder whether the Knicks get it done without Jalen Brunson and Mikal Bridges being battle-tested by the 2017–18 Tennessee Volunteers during the Battle 4 Atlantis.

[TeflonJohnLLC @TeflonJohnLLC]

HOLY SHIT.

LIVE ANONYMOUS REPORTS FROM MSG:

* COMEDIC OFFICIATING
* JALEN BRUNSON PULLED INTO A SIDE ROOM WITH REFS BEFORE TIP
* “THIS ISNT EVEN A BASKETBALL GAME”
* “THE FIX IS IN”
* Quote: “IF THE KNICKS DONT TURN THIS AROUND IM TAKING MATTERS INTO MY OWN HANDS”

Wild.

[Football Crave @FootballCravee]

In Madden 27’s Career Mode you can now beat your wife before heading out to practice.

[Dirk Hayhurst @TheGarfoose]

New 9-10 year-old-little league coach here, and, woof, I have to tell ya, the hardest part about baseball at this level is getting the kids to stop crying about the steroid injections.

[𝓟𝓸𝓲𝓷𝓽 @wydpoint]

Look like he playing Jayson Tatum in a BET movie

[Shea in Irving @SheaInIrving]

@stoolpresidente @JonahDispatch hold on what’s wrong with the porta pottie thing