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[ERROL💥💥💥💥💥💥💥 @errolbsk]

The Malawian govt has the money, they just don't want their people back.

[Maletšemana @maletsemana]

Someone said you have to dilute each Polygamist episode with two episodes of Sofia the First to stay sane😭😭

[Africa Facts Zone @AfricaFactsZone]

South African series, The Polygamist is trending at no. 3 on Netflix Worldwide.

[Mr Bat @linda_mot]

I got R50k from NYDA but it took 27 months of sheer fighting, escalations, driving to the offices, using bad language, attending endless rudimentary workshops et al. Entities in the department of small businesses development are there to intentionally frustrate you so you give up

[The Mining Guy. 👷🏾‍♂️ @TheMiningGuySA]

If you earn R35k a month, giving someone R1,000 means you’ve basically spent more than 5 hours working just for them in that month, there is no better love than that.

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

Mbappe: 2 goals
Haaland: 2 goals
Messi: 3 goals
Ronaldo: 2 hydration breaks

[Chymamusique @Chymamusique]

I lost way too many friends by borrowing them money . Then the lies began and years later Dololo

[Yusuf Abramjee @Abramjee]

JMPD officers uncovered a counterfeit food labelling operation and suspected stolen municipal infrastructure during a high-impact operation in the Johannesburg CBD:

Officers approached informal traders selling goods from trolleys, but the suspects fled into a building at the corner of Edith Cavell and Plein Streets.

A search of the premises revealed large quantities of expired food products, including juices and yoghurts.

Investigators found that suspects were allegedly using chemical thinners to remove original expiry dates and replacing them with fraudulent labels showing extended expiry dates.

Officers also discovered cut electrical cables believed to be stolen municipal infrastructure.

The expired food and suspected stolen cables were confiscated. No arrests have been made yet, but JMPD has launched an investigation and vowed to track down those responsible.

JMPD Chief of Police, Patrick Jaca, condemned the operation, describing it as a threat to public health and city infrastructure, and said high-impact operations will continue to target criminal activities in the inner city.

@JoburgMPD @Jaca_Patrick

[Africa Facts Zone @AfricaFactsZone]

Equatorial Guinea's Prime Minister Manuel Osa Nsue Nsua and his cabinet have all resigned, after achieving only 10% of national development goals.

[Sizwe Dhlomo @SizweDhlomo]

You can also be passionate about it & fail at it. People really shouldn’t vilify employment.

[Tandy @LFC_Tandy]

Born too late to see dinosaurs
Born too early to see flying cars
Born just in time to witness Leo Messi

[Michael de Villiers @Mikedotcoza]

You’ve failed to hold your own government accountable that has displaced millions of its citizens to diaspora, but you want to flex your muscles for South Africa?

[Jacinta Ngobese🇿🇦 @JacintaNgobese]

On Monday March and March Mpumalanga had a meeting with the City and according to City officials there are 3600 illegal shops run by foreigners and 46 companies hiring illegal immigrants😭😭😭

[BBC News (World) @BBCWorld]

Equatorial Guinea government resigns after failing to meet targets https://t.co/a6glmcH1Mo

[Rory Petzer @RoryPetzer]

CHAMPIONS! I’M GOING TO MEXICO! SAY WHAAAAAAATTTTTT?????? THANK YOU @SportArtsCultur and Honourable @GaytonMcK and all the sponsors and everyone! 🥹❤️🇿🇦🏆

[Nolwazi Tusini @NolwAzi_Tusini]

Khumbudzo needs media training, man. It’s like every time she speaks she pours petrol on a fire, or starts it - even when what she is saying is right. The minister in the Presidency really ought to be a far better communicator and more media savvy than this.

[Mitchel @tilangati]

•BSc Mathematical Sciences majoring in Pure Mathematics
•BSc Hons Pure Mathematics (Cum Laude)
•MSc Pure Mathematics
•Post graduate diploma in Machine Learning (Cum Laude)
•3x AWS certifications
• Golden Key International Honorary member

[Mudzunga @Dzungie007]

No Malawian women on site

[Davido @davido]

Yo JONASI is WILD