Zack Covemaker

My mom thinks I'm funny.

[Zack Covemaker @TehLumberZack]

I'd honestly propose to someone if they were to take me to spend a day playing with goats.

[Zack Covemaker @TehLumberZack]

I know this app is basically dead and nobody really gives a shit but between all the MAGA shit and porn ads on here, I gotta dip out. I’ll still keep the app downloaded in case any of the few people I talk to on here wanna reach out but I’m out. See ya on Threads or whatever.

[Zack Covemaker @TehLumberZack]

WHOOP WHOOP

[Zack Covemaker @TehLumberZack]

Juggalo Zack’s not real, he can’t hurt you…

[Zack Covemaker @TehLumberZack]

@SHChicagoSports it sure as fuck would be nice if I could actually watch this game tonight! Fuckin clowns

[Zack Covemaker @TehLumberZack]

Not gonna lie though, this is the funniest thing I’ve seen all year

[Zack Covemaker @TehLumberZack]

Man MAGA even found a way to ruin the fuckin Catalina Wine Mixer

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Wow -- this was weird. Trump wrapped up his "town hall" in Oaks, Pennsylvania, after just a few questions, and right after he said he would take a few more questions. More music then played while Trump stood around on stage. Deeply bizarre scenes.

[Zack Covemaker @TehLumberZack]

@SHChicagoSports @YouTubeTV pleeeeeeeeeeeeease make a deal. I need basketball and hockey, don’t let me down!

[Zack Covemaker @TehLumberZack]

@NivekLlerehtew Bro that was just hard to watch

[Zack Covemaker @TehLumberZack]

@EvilUno Me. I can’t wrestle but I can take a punch and I’m fat so it’d be funny!

[Zack Covemaker @TehLumberZack]

@kingalec02 Oooh boy that’s rough! It’s gonna be a sad afternoon for us both

[Zack Covemaker @TehLumberZack]

Football sucks

[Zack Covemaker @TehLumberZack]

I’d definitely do a murder for a Castle Crashers arcade cabinet

[Zack Covemaker @TehLumberZack]

I know it’s only preseason but I am ROCK HARD right now!

[Zack Covemaker @TehLumberZack]

God I missed football

[Zack Covemaker @TehLumberZack]

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[XBOX @XBOX]

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[Zack Covemaker @TehLumberZack]

@schisam Just give me Cthulhu and I’ll be happy enough!

[Zack Covemaker @TehLumberZack]

It’s been a good night #WrestleMania

[Zack Covemaker @TehLumberZack]

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[XBOX @XBOX]

Vault Boy would approve.

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[Zack Covemaker @TehLumberZack]

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This is one epic Xbox

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