TehMrMartin

As a sentient pile of atoms my gears must be greased with the blood of the innocent.

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@wrong83503 @drewlevin Just put the fries in the bag lil bro and go touch some grass for abit lol.
Well deserved holiday.

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@justalexoki Its called Gambling

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@BozoProzo Hahaha hahaha fuck them kids.
Having children in a world of over 8 billion of us fuckers, on a world with finite resources, currently tirelessly working just so we can exist.
I think im more morally obliged to not contribute to shitting out more gears for the corporate machine.

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@bluewmist "As long as you dont go down that last 6 ft, you can always climb out."

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@hkskprd Heavensward.
Its absolute peak gaming.

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@rioserenity_

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@kumxem Uuuuuuuuuuuuh I plead the 5th?

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@moonpetal76 No one ever really needs a compliment, but yeah nah, ask your dude friends the last time someone said something nice to them and they will actually have to have a think about it.
Doesn't happen a lot but it really does brighten up peoples day!

[TehMrMartin @TehMrMartin]

@jeremyct Sure, I could have been smarter and not got a coffee, engaged in hobbies and activities, exclusively lived in my home office and done nothing but eat, sleep work and repeat.
But I'd also have killed myself by then.
0 concept of someone elses standpoint.

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@jeremyct The boomers will never know.
I had to move back in with my parents after a renting fiasco left me 4k in debt because I was smart and bailed out early rather then try to tank renting AND paying it off.
All I get is lectures about how I need to be smarter with money. 🙃

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@emfaerie Yeah, thats why they charge hourly 😂😂😂
Going extra slow to get that bag.

[No Arm Whatley @WhatleyLeague]

We are SO back.

HEARTSTEEL MY BELOVED!!!

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@LUvvUcy Leg/lower back pillow.
maximum rotting.

[Vo @Vo_Memes]

WHERE IS SHEEEEEEEEEEE

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@halenhargreevs But its super easy to identify when your pal is allowing themselves to be treated poorly due to the delusions of "maybe they will change".

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@halenhargreevs Because its easy to see and be objective with relationship goals when you aren't the one in the middle of them.
Identifying your own self worth and putting that up against behaviour youre willing to tolerate is quite hard when you really like and hope someone might work with you.

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Why is it that in the morning and afternoon I am COMPELLED to sleep.
But at 1 AM I am wide awake.
WHY.
GOD let me get my 8 hours so my gains set in you fuck, I just want big muscles.

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Why isnt there a hottie that'll let me info dump my MtG decks at them :(

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@HSugarCookie Wanna talk in the DMs about how I plan on using this rat to terrorise my friends? 👀