Dennis J.

@CollinsAero Principal Software Engineer, & @QuinnipiacU Alum (CompSci). Opinions are solely my own and do not reflect those of my employer.

[Dennis J. @Teh_Mayor]

Daily routine:

1. wake up
2. hop up out the bed
3. turn my swag on

[Fancy Boots @TexasFancyBoots]

“Please seek shelter at local bars”

[l feII in Dior @LIRIO_AG]

“Ay no, tarjeta gris otra vez”.

[Kapt'n Krunch 🛠️⚓ @KaptainKrunch97]

the existence of TSA Agents in Paw Patrol implies that 9/11 happened in the Paw Patrol universe therefore confirming the existence of Paw-Qaeda

[Arrogant Nation✌🏻 @FightOnRusty]

we do this

[Dennis J. @Teh_Mayor]

Messi 🐐

[Sash @sashedelic]

Japanese fans TRASHING the Dallas Stadium after their 2-2 draw with the Netherlands

[ella devi @ellad3vi]

they were parading elmo's head around on a pike last night

[NYC DOT @NYC_DOT]

don’t make us take this down, bro

[Dennis J. @Teh_Mayor]

@RyanPreece_ @StaffordSpeedwy @KevinJuhasz

[Ryanair @Ryanair]

to where exactly?

[greg @greg16676935420]

I bet the other 24 letters are pissed

[Bridgewater Police (Massachusetts) @BwtrPolice]

05/23/2026 10:40AM Caller from South/Pleasant Street reports male party wearing camo clothing and possibly carrying a bazooka in the area. Officer reports male is landscaper with leaf blower.

[Dennis J. @Teh_Mayor]

The beefy nacho griller will rise again

[Elai @elaifresh]

The Crunchwrap Supreme has existed for 5x longer than the Confederacy

[Dennis J. @Teh_Mayor]

@nrando8

[7/11 Truther @DaveMcNamee3000]

We are very close to reaching the most American sentence ever made

[Dennis J. @Teh_Mayor]

@Mark_Whitelegge @KevinJuhasz

[Big Glenn Network @BigGlennNetwork]

She's cheating on Vrabel now???????

[Dennis J. @Teh_Mayor]

@nrando8

[internet hall of fame @InternetH0F]

Ask Jeeves has officially shut down on May 1, 2026, ending its 25-year run

[Dennis J. @Teh_Mayor]

At least they still have the Halloween stores