Kit'ehns

Rawr, bitches.

[Kit'ehns @Tehkittens]

“That stupid-ass thing — not your husband…”

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“We are now all destroyed by sausage.”
“THAT’S the app.”

[Kit'ehns @Tehkittens]

“Are we getting stuck on sausages again?”

[Kit'ehns @Tehkittens]

“I am not a sausage expert.”

[Kit'ehns @Tehkittens]

“This sausage is smooth and not bumpy. This is not bumpy meat.”

[Kit'ehns @Tehkittens]

“Is that where ‘getting nailed’ comes from?”

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“Knew we would get there eventually”
“It was a delicate deflowering”

[Kit'ehns @Tehkittens]

OH: Ya wanna eat my dirty cherries?

[Kit'ehns @Tehkittens]

“Shelley conferences around.” #SheleBrition

[Kit'ehns @Tehkittens]

“I love you better than the bride and groom!”
“Fuck you!”
“You wish!”

[Kit'ehns @Tehkittens]

“It’s going to yell at me because I’m not plugged in.” (seatbelt)
“It’s like the Matrix except… safety.”

[Kit'ehns @Tehkittens]

“We always had hummers on Christmas Eve.”

[Kit'ehns @Tehkittens]

“It was crushable and I crushed it.”

[Kit'ehns @Tehkittens]

“Any gourd in a storm.”

[Kit'ehns @Tehkittens]

“My plane departs at...”
“You mean deFarts.”

(pause)

“Butts” (in unison)
*laughter*

[Kit'ehns @Tehkittens]

Maybe we need a button that says: “mmmm butts.”

[Kit'ehns @Tehkittens]

B words:

Bombastic
Botticelli
Butt
Bob’s Burgers

Butt. *grin*

“It’s the mouthfeel of the word.”

[Kit'ehns @Tehkittens]

Did you say “butt bacon”?

[Kit'ehns @Tehkittens]

“Here's to those who wish us well, and those who don't can go to hell.”

[Kit'ehns @Tehkittens]

“I’ve seen many a water...”
“But never one that required a Scoville scale.”