Endrixx

50% man 50% amazing,,,

[Vayro🐦‍🔥 @Vayro_LFC]

Accidentally sent a dick pic to the family WhatsApp group and i Pressed "delete for me"

[Levi$🧠 @ItsLeecapalot]

"I'll be gentle"

me after she opens her legs

[BarçaTimes @BarcaTimes]

🚨🎙️| Jules Koundé: "Limited playing time at Barça? It's Flick's decision and CONSEQUENCE of my last season in which I underperfomed." #fcblive

[inåns @inans7gl]

my conscience whispering to me anytime I go against my rules

[kijana ya Manchester🧢 @dropdalot]

Nimejipea kiherehere ya kuuliza dem what's wrong pale whatsapp, sasa 250 nilikuwa nayo mbele nyuma imeenda.💔

[Traslos @trasloss]

Niñas de 7 años cuando te equivocas en el "choco choco lala"

[Alex 𝓕𝓪𝓷 @xAlexTHFC]

Tottenham Hotspur game on one side and the suicide hotline number on the other

[rumpel⚙️🔫 @rumpel_irving]

Tried flirting with a new co-worker and got reported to the HR who’s her mother

[jay ✰ @jayythewave]

when i remove my phone from DND and find out no one actually disturbed me

[Eren 🎯 @erenfromtargets]

cavemen describing what a elephant is to their tribe after encountering them for the first time

[🔑 @k7aNAyaan]

When theres no substance abuse on the weekend hangout

[Voss “Brad” Hinkle @VossHinklee]

First real date since 3 year breakup tonight #game

[Bobbi Humphrey Appreciator #BakingFC @NavyBluesBurner]

Tried nonchalant gimmick

[draLly 🐾 @_NYVKU7]

Don't eat 5 edibles and watch Law & Order.
About 20 minutes in, I was convinced I was the suspect.

[☔ @Whotfismick]

How the IT guy looks at you when you ask him a question directly instead of submitting a ticket

[🇦🇱 @AlbiFairs]

Tied up gimmick was fun until she kept going after the buss

[slink @slinkout]

A stray dog in my area that always chases me got vaccinated and neutered

[bamarcüs @bamrcus]

Forced to chill out on gooning because I genuinely got ED now

[JTheHero @johnochai7]

Camera in church panned at me and i put my fist up like I was ring side at an ufc event

[🕷️ @reallest_]

How i feel after saying "I don't drink" anytime I get offered alcohol.