Tej Alexandra

LA. 🌴 🌞

[devin ✩ @devjenner]

nicole richie you will always be famous

[Tej Alexandra @TejAlexandra]

@samitang_ That was always my biggest fear! The kids or their parents. 😭

[Perritos que curan tu depresión 🐶 @perritos_qctd]

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[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

timeline cleanse 🌼🌸

[nonprophet @dontgooglemeplz]

obsessed with hearing strange things men do on dates. my friend’s date last night ate her entire sushi roll while she was in the bathroom

[Tej Alexandra @TejAlexandra]

@clhubes PSA: Head Start programs are often full day! 8-4:30. 😊

[Julie Poptart @juliepoptart]

My boyfriend’s daughter kept saying “You’re so skinny!” while touching my belly and legs and finally I was like “what do you think that means?” and she said, “you have a lot of skin”

[Tej Alexandra @TejAlexandra]

@themultiplemom 😭😂😂

[mary FLORIDA!!! 🍉😻🏳️‍🌈🧶nekopog.bsky.social @nekopog]

Happy “my car clock is right again” day to all who celebrate

[Princess @themultiplemom]

Not you mad a pregnant person is still trying to be/feel like a person. There’s some hateration and misogyny in this dancery.

[nina lee @NinaSerafina]

I just really really feel like love can be simple, fuck what you’ve heard. With affection, communication and chemistry. I don’t think love has to be as hard as we’ve been lead on to believe.

[Pop Winans @ClayBilas]

Grading papers and I come across this response like… ma’am, first of all you right but…

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

An hour in and the edible still hasn't hit

[Tej Alexandra @TejAlexandra]

Leaving the house.

[Benny From The Block (Suburbs) aka “Thuggie Bear” @GeekyB]

If a black person say “I’m around the corner” how far away are they?🤔

[Tej Alexandra @TejAlexandra]

My brother spent a week visiting his girlfriend in DC and came back asking me about career advice. 👏🏽

[Luke Mones @LukeMones]

parents love texting "call me as soon as you can." then being like "i just wanted to know if you'd seen westworld"

[Chinelo @_chinelo_]

Is it hard? Yes

Can I do it? Yes

Will I complain and cry every step of the way while still doing what I have to do? Also, yes.

[full-snack developer 🇭🇹 @notdanilu]

Just filled up my tank and I’ve actually decided to put my car in neutral, open the door and use my feet like the flinstones

[Tej Alexandra @TejAlexandra]

@geeram24 Lol!