Tejas yadav

greatest sperm ever crashed

[Hidden_Scars @Novice__23]

हम अपने आप को ऐसे गँवाने लगते हैं
बहुत ख़ुशी हो तो मातम मनाने लगते हैं

अकेला-पन है और ऐसा अकेला-पन जिस में
कोई जो पूछ ले कुछ सब बताने लगते हैं

समझ में आता नहीं जब कोई सवाल हमें
बहाने-बाज़ हैं हम गुनगुनाने लगते हैं

[New Mentalities @NewMentalities]

NOTHING ABOUT YOUR LIFE WILL CHANGE UNTIL YOU DO.

[taoki @justalexoki]

you should genuinely stop masturbating

[Yashasvī Pratāp @yashasvipratap]

Dealing with anything belonging to the Public Sector in India is truly a dehumanising experience.

[L9FRIENDLYSTYLE @L9FRIENDLYSTYLE]

“Your total is 19.33”

“Heres 20. Keep the kirk”

[Tejas yadav @Tejas7X60]

@Panda_Broski 😭🤣🤣

[Tejas yadav @Tejas7X60]

@AnkoPilled I'm happy it's not a vaguepost

[supernigga ‎ꕤ @obj0x0]

@FearedBuck Big news for the unemployed

[Tejas yadav @Tejas7X60]

@Supriyyaaa New journey 🥳

[Muji Singh Rangi @mujifren]

@bruce_barrett Bruce was in one of the trucks giving blowjob to his Indian boyfriend which caused the crash

Japanese police is looking for you

[Tejas yadav @Tejas7X60]

@buridansridge Raaz

[@drishtadyumna @drishtadyumn]

Stop whatever you're doing and see this shit

[Tejas yadav @Tejas7X60]

@56Dbhau @drishtadyumn CG W

[Jesse Bloom @Machiavelli_777]

@CoderUday Wahi
Maderchodon k tarah aachar papad bhujia bech k bc bolrahe hein startup

Stopped watching that fuckall show after "iitians" setup jhajis aachar . Bsdk aachar bechne iit pe chudwane gaye the bete . Their husbands are professors too and they do this bs

[Tejas yadav @Tejas7X60]

@ImAnuraagSharma 7

[Agent Pink @yedwise]

15 days in ward
9 days in ICU
Now on ventilator

Please bhagwan don't break me like this

[Tejas yadav @Tejas7X60]

@aarna66tiwari @ittzz_rahul 3rd user from cg

[अक्षत (प्रवर्तक, जन परिवहन प्रोत्साहन समिति) ☭ @36gadhiyaBabu]

Won't be surprised if this tweet makes my account suspend. It will be a good end.
❤️🤗