Tejas Chavan

Finding patterns where others see chaos

[Tejas Chavan @TejasCchavan]

@InflixOp

[Tejas Chavan @TejasCchavan]

ek din IPO lagajayega aur main nipat jaunga

[Tejas Chavan @TejasCchavan]

@tekbog Galti se koi legal cheez andar na chali jaaye

[Hemant Batra @hemantbatra0]

This lives rent free in my mind.

[Tejas Chavan @TejasCchavan]

@InflixOp @Ayushihihaha 😈😈😈

[Politics Pe Charcha @politicscharcha]

Priest king strikes Yet again 🔥🥳

[BJP @BJP4India]

Rahul Gandhi declared the Indian economy “DEAD” in July 2025.

𝐎𝐧𝐞 𝐲𝐞𝐚𝐫 𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐫, 𝐭𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐚 𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐤 𝐚𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐧𝐮𝐦𝐛𝐞𝐫𝐬 📊

• Q1 FY27 Real GDP Growth: 7.8%
• Real GVA Growth: 8.2%
• Nominal GDP Growth: 10.3%
• Manufacturing Growth: 9.2%
• Services Growth: 10%
• Financial, Real Estate & Professional Services: 12.1%

This came amid a challenging global environment marked by geopolitical tensions, oil shocks and economic uncertainty. Yet India continues to power ahead as the world’s fastest-growing major economy. Clearly, our economy is not dead.

𝐈𝐧𝐝𝐢𝐚 𝐢𝐬 𝐠𝐫𝐨𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐠, 𝐞𝐱𝐩𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐦𝐨𝐯𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐝 𝐚𝐭 𝐚𝐧 𝐮𝐧𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐜𝐞𝐝𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐬𝐩𝐞𝐞𝐝. 📈

Keep hating, Rahul. New India will keep winning. 🇮🇳

[Tejas Chavan @TejasCchavan]

Why can’t I just be a bloody fluke? 🙃

[Blaxx🦇 @biggblaxxx]

when the dream is so good i try to make part 2 but it fails

[shirish @shiri_shh]

Nvidia CEO watching his biggest customer build their own chips.

[Eri🌻 @Erishuuu]

"Thought of the Day."

[Priyansh Agarwal @Priyansh_31Dec]

Don't solve Codeforces problem, build your own platform instead.

[Kangana Ranaut @KanganaTeam]

I usually don’t enjoy or post memes but this one cracked me up 😂

[BJP @BJP4India]

Hello @INCIndia,

No “AI hai” excuse this time?
No “It was played the second time” defence?
No “Video hi fake hai” propaganda?
No “Gaana chalaane wala BJP ka tha” theory?

The cameras have spoken. The nation has seen it.

Sonia Gandhi Ji’s disrespect towards 𝐕𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐞 𝐌𝐚𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐦, India’s National Song, is there for everyone to see. The very song Congress chose to truncate for decades in the name of appeasement.

And Rahul Gandhi Ji, 𝐕𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐞 𝐌𝐚𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐦 holds the status of India’s National Song. Do you believe you are above its dignity, above national sentiment, and above the constitutional values you so often lecture others about?

Enough excuses. Answer the nation.

An acknowledgement and an apology to the nation are long overdue.

[The Jaipur Dialogues @JaipurDialogues]

Sonia ji whenever someone plays Vande Mataram

[neural nets. @cneuralnetwork]

happy independence day 🇮🇳

[Sachin More @SM_8009]

CJP = “Dimagi Naxal”

Burnol moment for @abhijeet_dipke 🔥😂