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[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

i like having conversations with kids. grown-ups would never ask me what my third favorite color is.

[JB @JBTHEPLUG1]

Weed smokers have to defend their entire existence while alcoholics get invited to brunch.

[William Guppy @w_guppy]

You can drink nothing and be mediocre, or you can drink heavily and be "a potentially brilliant mind ruined by alcohol".

[Rice President Thomas Cruise @mollypilled]

Showing my barber beheading videos and asking if he can do that

[$ @jxtsummer]

if you gave up on me while i was getting my shit together, i appreciate you

[☔ @Whotfismick]

me having 45 creative new ideas at 3am instead of sleeping

[ز @ynjs4rt]

sometimes when i get emotionally attached to a show i don't watch the last episode so it doesn't end for me

[Ebuka @EbukaMeanzGreat]

There’s a reason Americans call football Saka

[bubblegnm🫧 @bblegnm]

this is genuinely one of the worst onboards i’ve ever seen

[☔ @Whotfismick]

got paid yesterday.
paid my bills and outstanding debts.
broke again within an hour
amazing! adulting is just
amazing!

[Lil G @SakPaseG]

Sometimes just sitting in the sun is enough for a good day. We overcomplicate joy.

[mariana Z @mariana057]

Due to the high cost of energy, the light at the end of the tunnel has been switched off.

[˗ˏˋ ´ˎ˗ @lapislagoons]

if you meet someone later in life who you want to be with long term, you have to make a point to make teenager style memories with them

[Om @betterrcallom]

i think we should bring back the concept of waking up on weekends and watching cartoons first thing in the morning.

[kp @kptalksfooty]

Yup he knows, the gap is player quality nothing tactical

[🕷️ 🇵🇸 @kae1enftbl_]

Gonna be funny man

[ollie @olliefirth_]

I'm sorry but this has been the most incredible enjoyable season of football I have ever experienced, I've seen these players die on the pitch for this club 63 times this season, I feel nothing but gratitude and pride. Football's cruel, but it could be a lot lot worse man.

[j @blondfjr]

All jokes aside Arsenal even getting that close to a PL/CL double with such a lacklustre forward line is insane. That shit is not supposed to be possible

[Phe @fxckits_phe]

Football didn’t win today. You hate Arsenal and that’s fine but don’t be disingenuous