Tom Elam

[Tom Elam @Telam23]

@Joey7Barton as your suspended, fancy filling in on my 6-a-side team for a week? We need a player and you might be good enough #southlondon

[Tom Elam @Telam23]

@Joey7Barton loving question time! Dont want it to end! Ukip's generalisation of footballers really annoyed me...

[Tom Elam @Telam23]

Sturridge has scored more Premier League goals in 34 games for Liverpool than Welbeck has in his entire 7 year career" @guyadams291

[Tom Elam @Telam23]

@tweetsauce any chance of doing podcasts? X

[Tom Elam @Telam23]

@tweetsauce would it be possible to stand on the moon and almost float/swim through space, back to Earth?

[Tom Elam @Telam23]

@DanTurnbull92 gotta look at this for a week #childZman

[Tom Elam @Telam23]

@DanTurnbull92

[Tom Elam @Telam23]

@Zdrali @FootballFunnys: Still a better keeper..

[Daniel Turnbull @DanT888888]

Parents in Gran Canaria, Sister in Portugal and I'm sitting here watching Grease... Fuck.

[Tom Elam @Telam23]

@mazzypie22 new program with Brendan from coach trip on! #hero

[Tom Elam @Telam23]

I hate more than anything the narrators voice on the McDonalds adverts

[Tom Elam @Telam23]

@talie_damsell there's a particular soup you should get really, all others are inferior.....

[Tom Elam @Telam23]

@talie_damsell you ill? You should have some soup ;)

[Tom Elam @Telam23]

@Joey7Barton opinion on new Foals album?

[Tom Elam @Telam23]

@Jusstmona cluskys aint great....

[Tom Elam @Telam23]

@Jesica92Harding thought u might like this picture :) "@BestEarthPix: RT if this made you smile :) http://t.co/oTBRfexTDI"

[Tom Elam @Telam23]

@rickygervais could never imagine you as a Dolphin, your voice suits a bear more...

[Tom Elam @Telam23]

@saschariether MOTM yesterday, player of the season!

[Tom Elam @Telam23]

All gonnq end tonight