Telas

I'm Kurt in reality, but in fantasy land, I'm Telas, and I play tabletop role-playing games...

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@jrswab Why do they need to go to bed?

Let them have a late night. They'll talk about it for years.

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@memeslich If those barbarians could read that, they'd be angry.

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@reddit_lies If the kid is 5' 4", a BMI of 25 means she's 150 lb.

That's fat.

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@monsterhunter45 I've seen the house that Not Real Writing bought.

I have doubts as to the label, but who am I to argue with the People Of Importance.

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@NumberOneDudeX @SamuraiShibaJP Yep can also be more casual, not annoyed, but you don't care as much. Almost dismissive.

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@tanpukunokami I was about 10.

For my own kids, I've also taken them to the range at 10.

Very much focused on safety and procedure.

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@rald4l @sevenspicedfox The United States did help you rebuild into a stronger, healthier country.

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@DataRepublican @HunterBiden Hunter Biden accusing others of CSA is the epitome of hypocrisy.

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@monsterhunter45 @Chiller19671 @RocketPulpHack You didn't listen to any of my advice when building 😜, but I'm sure your house is at least somewhat insulated.

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@memeslich Honey Badger.

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@SnarkyFartBlast @memeslich Is a Caucasian Shepherd like a German Shepherd with a sense of humor?

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@monsterhunter45 'Libertarian' is a great guiding principle, but a terrible political party.

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@ai_saboru_tech A cold beer.

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@Mayandeval Poor Germany...

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@Grummz @XBOX (Checks app)

This isn't LinkedIn, is it?

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@tuuu28283

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@monsterhunter45 I can't believe I have to explain this again.

If it doesn't involve the Ardennes, it's just sparkling combat.

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@Ol_Treacherous @monsterhunter45 You're telling an accountant this? 🤣🤣🤣

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@monsterhunter45 "Ha!" he said, through his broken nose and jaw, "I bet you bruised your knuckles!"

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@Eric_Menge @dorsonkieffer Frankly, there was far more attention paid to the drinks menu. The party usually wanted to make enough money to try Velunan Fireamber.

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@Eric_Menge @dorsonkieffer I have run this adventure since it came out in 1979, for players of all age groups, in four different editions.

While there were occasional awkward teenage giggles at times, nobody has ever suggested that sexual favors were being traded.