Night Operator

Retired phone sex operator! I'm no longer using this account, but you can still find me over at @christiolson

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I didn't get to talk to Ignore Line Guy until tonight. I ended up pussying out and just told him I was done with phone sex.

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I'll update here next Sunday after I talk to him, for now though, I'll just be tweeting on my regular account (@christiolson)

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I'm going to go with @schmaislinn's idea, since she's awesome and made the ILG fan page. I'm going to out myself and tell him everything.

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@crassani That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me! As a rabid Sue Johanson fan, thank you so so much.

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That being said, I need opinions: What should I tell Ignore Line Guy?

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You guys have been amazing, and I don't regret doing it at all, but I just can't anymore.

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For the people who don't want to click that link: I'm officially retiring from phone sex.

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Read my response to "what is the status of your mystery illness? and or you still taking phone sex calls?": http://t.co/tCm98yF

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Specifically, real sex while @danmacrae PVRs the show Four Weddings so he doesn't miss anything during the sex having. I'm a very lucky lady

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Sorry for the lack of tweeting. It's due to a recent lack of phone sex. On the plus side, there's been no lack of real sex lately?

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‎"If you make me watch Entourage again, I'll stop calling." Ignore Line Guy is a smart man.

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This is my version of an apology for not posting more lately. It might be the best video you see this week. http://bit.ly/mYjXL3 #CopRock

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That being said, Ignore Line Guy and I are currently discussing the season premiere of Breaking Bad! It's pretty phenomenal.

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I'm on doctor number 8. I'm giving until doctor number 10 before I go all Kathy Bates in Misery on Hugh Laurie.

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So, I'm still alive but haven't really been phone sexing lately. Remember that mystery illness a couple months ago? It's ongoing.

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I officially feel like talking to Ignore Line Guy is work again! His new girlfriend sounds incredibly boring.

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Read my response to "can i cover you in honey and shave your armpits?": http://4ms.me/jRrszF

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This man is either a saint, or life threateningly horny. I can barely handle listening to myself right now. Worst. Voice. Ever.

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"Have you ever fucked an older man, honey?""I'm a virgin. Not like, the kind that doesn't have sex, but the kind that says they're a virgin"

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"Have you ever kissed a girl at school?""No, the girls at school are haters. Cuz I'm rill. My boobs are rill, my face is rill, and I'm 16."