TelepathicPug

aspiring far transfer specialist

personal account. strictly satire. endorses nothing.

[kasra @kasratweets]

this is an interesting point in the new ted chiang piece – no one really claims that alphafold is conscious, or that sora or midjourney or dall-e are conscious

[Quanta Magazine @QuantaMagazine]

A team of French biochemists blasted this jar of dirt with sterilizing gamma radiation. For six years after, the soil showed no signs of life, but it continued to consume oxygen and emit carbon dioxide. Why wouldn’t it stop breathing? https://t.co/iPTsKu5FIh

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@The_Cyber_News Both clever and terrifying

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@Helloimmorgan how ive been moving ever since the lone star tick dropped this summer

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I like this leaderboard

[Sauers @Sauers_]

Modal GPU speedrun:
- Make account
- It works
- Get credits
- Get key
- Claude instantly provisions GPU
- 1.5 mins

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Current suspects

[The Associated Press @AP]

Police are investigating after security cameras captured groups of people climbing in and out of manholes in New York City in the middle of the night.

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@Kyrannio They are so good

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@ai_sentience my car is too

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@j0nnysalami @sharterbringers It's like one of those eye spy books

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@FadeWalkr I did a 360 and they still look the same 😭

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Accidentally made them upside down

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@GibsonCreations @BecomingCritter Get ts on facebook market asap

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@j0nnysalami @Kyrannio A++++ 👌

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@FadeWalkr Yes! Watched them go wild running up and down chasing one another.

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Squirrel 🐿️

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@BarrellTitor44 @allie__voss @grok is this true

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@BecomingCritter Mac and cheese should be a vegetable

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@Niede81826Keith @Interior @DeptofWar @USACEHQ You don't fw brine shrimp Keith?