Evan

Just a Seattle Sports Fan

[Evan @Teleportingmans]

@McKayhoops89 @J_Swish24 I voted Robert Gucci for pronoun town senator,

[Evan @Teleportingmans]

Who else is getting macarons tonight?

[Evan @Teleportingmans]

ASU got smoked after that nasty elbow to the dome. At least one brother in pronoun town is morning this loss

[Evan @Teleportingmans]

@bumbdalls98 @heatdaddy69420 Where you at?

[Evan @Teleportingmans]

90, 90,90

[Evan @Teleportingmans]

@heatdaddy69420 If you’re not tucking your chin what are you doing. It’s 8 in pronoun town watching some good ole asu hockey. Praying I’m not stuck stick handling.

[Evan @Teleportingmans]

@heatdaddy69420 @J_Swish24 who’s going out tonight

[Evan @Teleportingmans]

Please tell me we get spring training this year I need an excuse to black out at the mullet

[Evan @Teleportingmans]

@chopkensx @JDac35 @NHL @Fanatics The reverse retro is so mid, but all the others are 🔥

[Evan @Teleportingmans]

Welp that’s it

[Evan @Teleportingmans]

@KrakenPod This is a good ole hockey trade.

[Evan @Teleportingmans]

@heatdaddy69420 started at 10, praying for all the fathers of thot daughters tonight

[Evan @Teleportingmans]

@mcregan24 @SeattleKraken 1000% I’ve been telling people these players on the kraken have high potential.

[Evan @Teleportingmans]

@PuckSports I stayed up to see a Ben Williamson at bat and my wish came true.

[Rob Staton @robstaton]

Jaxon Smith-Njigba has the talent to one day be considered the best player in franchise history right? #Seahawks

[Evan @Teleportingmans]

@heatdaddy69420 you ever stick handling and your favorite song comes on?

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

I want to try @jerseymikes new hot italian sub but i have to be honest, the urgency for me to go get it just isn't there anymore. Ever since mike sold himself to private equity, the subs aren't as exciting. They're not wet and juicy like they once were. They used to be soaked. Waterpark. I used to unwrap the sub and it would just look at me and beg me to grab it with 2 hands, and I did. I used to spank my sub before I ate the whole thing, now i eat half and save some for later. It just doesn't give off the same energy anymore and I guess that's just the way life goes sometimes. That sub used to have a twinkle in it's eye. It doesn't anymore. As much as i try to justify it, it's just not the same sandwich.

[Evan @Teleportingmans]

@J_Swish24 ferda

[Evan @Teleportingmans]

@J_Swish24 Bad dust.

[Against The Grain @ATG_SportsMedia]

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