Telesto Report

How long has it been since Telesto last warped spacetime in @destinythegame? Stay updated here!

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Hello everyone! This account has changed ownership (thank you, @D2LostSector!) and is now part of https://t.co/UfJURU6TaL!

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Exactly 666 days into the current Telesto bug timer, no less. (Though this one doesn't really warrant a reset, I believe. Maybe we will get "lucky" in MoT.)

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One last Telesto "bug" for the road... that's not how you spell it, Destiny 2 Team.

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Let's see if this works... Image has some awkward sizing.

For those saying "Wait, where's Devrim?!" on our recently announced "Toast to the Monument" emblem, our blog preview was leveraging an earlier version of the art.

There were a few other additions, too, like Sagira!

More info: https://t.co/5Fp33YUsTH

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@Destiny2Team > Tolesto

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@PinkSaltLord @BrunoLouviers Can vouch for uniQ. He's still continuously learning data science to provide insights and expand the analysis on the site. He even wrote his own decompression lib specifically to work with the massive datasets required for the site: https://t.co/mkN0UKZ6Vm
(He's from Europe btw!)

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@A_dmg04 👀

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We’re on Bluesky now! If that’s your (new) social media of choice, you can follow us at @​https://t.co/RVIHthz8z3!

https://t.co/Hn6lBAUFFJ

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A short reminder: @TelestoReport is an extension of https://t.co/RVIHthz8z3, not the other way around. No matter what happens here, the site will continue running.

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Note: This change could be intended, but it is not listed in any of the patch notes, so we will treat it as a bug for now.

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Reset the clock!

New bug: Telesto’s PvP damage values reverted to those from before the PvP sandbox update.

https://t.co/UfJURU6TaL

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Source: https://t.co/qGqwe2Wvcb

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(and for anyone who wants the exact number: We went 692 days, 3 hours, 33 minutes and 17 seconds without a Telesto bug being discovered.)

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Reset the clock! (yes, really)

New bug: Telesto activates Void symbols in the "Queens, Part I" mission. (These are intended to be activated by reflecting enemy projectiles.)
This ends the longest running streak yet, clocking in at 692 days between bugs.

https://t.co/47A0US4NUK

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Source:
https://t.co/y0oVg5kE1p

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*peeks from hibernation*

psst, Xûr is selling Telesto

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@MyLifeIsFoSoBad Yes, but no.

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Telesto has been… suspiciously quiet.

323 days and counting.

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@IntricateEra Not sure whether to actually count that. It works with a lot of weapons, not just Telesto.

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@TheHolyPopo Ha, this (un?)fortunately isn’t a Telesto bug. It’s a No Backup Plans bug, as the thread under the top comment rightfully explains. Thanks for the ping though!

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@psarrett @A_dmg04

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A short reminder: @TelestoReport is an extension of https://t.co/RVIHthz8z3, not the other way around. No matter what happens here, the site will continue running.

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Telesto Report was mainly set up to track bugs. As such:

• The clock has been reset to the latest *actual* bug. The microevent will be listed separately.

• This account will go back to its regular posting schedule – you will likely hear back from us once Telesto breaks again.