Ni Hao China

Make War and Love

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@Stanleysobest respect

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@BoboLucyWisdom Thanks for the info., Lucy!

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@cnfinancewatch 这是中国的原研药瑞沁。不知道没有diabetes，单纯只是想抗衰老的人能不能服用。

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@elonmusk Touché

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@__Crazy_Kid__ The 25-30 minute travel time you mentioned from Hong Kong to Macau by air almost certainly refers to the HELICOPTER service (often called Sky Shuttle or similar operators), rather than a fixed-wing airplane flight.

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@XiaoJi0403 @grok can you translate this post into idiomatic English, cause I am so gonna share this with my students. Funny as hell.

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@UNIONTHUG_ @MarcNixon24 The typo did fuck things up.

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@UNIONTHUG_ @MarcNixon24 It’s spelled Huawei actually. But you’re got a point.

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@macroschema Should have hung his mug shot around the truck, including a side view, a front view and a sign held by him showing details about his name, title, D.O.B, and date of arrest, opps, my bad, it is “date of being publicly humiliated”

[Tucker Carlson @TuckerCarlson]

Megyn Kelly on Venezuela, Ben Shapiro’s Treachery, and Mark Levin’s Mental Illness

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Take notes, Beijing! This is how you neutralise your threat. No more BS, no more bluffing, just punch right in the nuts.

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@OldApeTalk Synthetic butter differs significantly from traditional vegetable shortening in composition, production, health profile, and purpose and it's generally considered healthier or at least less concerning than classic shortening, especially older versions loaded with trans fats.

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@CastroValleyKid @SavagePoker @Bornakang and suck

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@Dirhael_ @CrazyCatComrade @JapanBanZaiLove Wow! You f**king nailed it! This reply is legit. You have made my day. Thanks.

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@MooBozo @timreanm @JapanBanZaiLove OMG, I had not planned on leaving a reply until I saw this! A f**king legit and hilarious comment. You have made my day.

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@N0morejuice @babakpan @MyLordBebo I don’t think so. Probably because she might a little too old to arouse him. But, hey, l bet she would make a hell of a good maid.

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@dalebennettt @tsangchinh33010 @morrisbhere @Rainmaker1973 Most people in China use Gaode, Tencent or Baidu Maps for navigation, which all support real time updates for traffic and you are right, people do communicate with one another should something goes south. But, to use these drones to see for yourself is another level.

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@jianlvup Mornine Woode Peninsula Resort

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@jokieliu Since when has “PhD” become the synonym for Doctor of being a dick?

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@Aby_hindu @ANI Coulda, shoulda,woulda.