Telly Lad

TV watching sport fanatic with penchant for beautiful women. My top shows: #EastEnders #Casualty #Strictly #TheApprentice #ImACeleb #TheVoiceUK #BGT

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@HylandIan who?

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@mr_sjpatterson Everyone needs a friend like Jay. What a guy!

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Phil saying it was a public vote. Only 3 awards were voted for by the public! THREE! #ThisMorning #SoapAwards

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England really fucked that penalty shootout up. Dear me. #SoccerAid

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And now so has Russell! 🤦‍♂️

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Only have to put it low. He’s never going to save a penalty in his life! Tom messed up big time. #SoccerAid

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Swear they make sure it’s penalties every year now. #SoccerAid

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I think the world’s strongest man is after a contract. Wants to be the goalkeeper version of Akinfenwa. #SoccerAid

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@morrison310 Probably thinks he’s Ronaldo when he isn’t as well.

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Stuff the replay of Keane’s shot! I want to see a replay of Mo Farah catching the pitch invader!! #SoccerAid

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Love that! You’re not going to get away from Mo Farah. 🤣 #SoccerAid

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Looks like they’re sticking David Harewood back together! #SoccerAid

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Chunkz has been stitched up like a kipper in that first half. Barely touched Evra for the pen and then wins a pen and isn’t allowed to take it. I’d be fuming! #SoccerAid

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That was NOT a pen. #SoccerAid

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Actual quality football in this game! #SoccerAid

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Carragher with the first “f*cking hell” of the night in response to the Usain Bolt pace. 😂 #SoccerAid

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@MayaJama @socceraid Every time you are on the Telly

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The world’s worst football commentator - Sam Matterface

…And…

The most annoying voiceover guy on TV - Iain Stirling

Both in the #SoccerAid commentary box.

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If anyone else came on and didn’t have a clue I would be ripping straight into them. But for some reason when Maya Jama is on #SoccerAid it doesn’t matter to me. Funny that. 😍😉

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Maya Jama strikes again! 😍🌍⚽️ #footballpunintended #SoccerAid