TelulaHarley

It’s all about the pets.

[TelulaHarley @TelulaD]

@TELUSsupport When I tried calling it back, it said number unassigned.

[TelulaHarley @TelulaD]

@TELUSsupport I just received a promotional call for Telus services, and when I said no and that it was the second call, I gotten in two days, they told me to F off and hung up. Sounds like a company I’d want to do business with… never.

[TelulaHarley @TelulaD]

@JortsTheCat Warm

[TelulaHarley @TelulaD]

The cat just sat down on my shopping bag and I was all “awwwww, do you want some attention” And then she looked me in the eye raised her leg and licked her ass so I’m assuming no. #catopinions #anotherfridaynight

[TelulaHarley @TelulaD]

Picked up some official @JortsTheCat #merch from the SPCA this weekend.

[TelulaHarley @TelulaD]

@JortsTheCat Abby says Merry Christmas!

[TelulaHarley @TelulaD]

Backyard sun is kinda scary looking. My people won’t let me go outside because I cough. Hope everyone is keeping safe! #stayinside #nobreathesmokyair

[TelulaHarley @TelulaD]

Sometimes you don’t finish your bedtime snack before you fall asleep. Hang onto it for morning snick snacks #tipsfordogs #snicksnacks #ilovecarrots

[TelulaHarley @TelulaD]

My mom hurt her back and had this thing and I decided I would like it so I poked it until they put my blanket on it. Now I have 7 beds.

[TelulaHarley @TelulaD]

#InternationalDogDay

[TelulaHarley @TelulaD]

It’s national dog day today! It should be every day. Also, I should get presents. #InternationalDogDay

[TelulaHarley @TelulaD]

It’s important to defend your home against scary things like the wind/squirrels/garbage collectors/squirrels/quail/Dairy Queen delivery... but you can look good while doing it too! #ilovemyfluff

[TelulaHarley @TelulaD]

A) you cannot “sneak” steak into the house, I could smell it before you came in the house. B) I would like my 🥩 now please. PS, I peed on your watermelon. #steak #Chihuahua #neverbeenfed

[TelulaHarley @TelulaD]

I can’t hang out in my yard because there are wildfires making the air smoky. This jerk is looking in my window and keeps taunting me. #deathtosquirrels #wildfiressuck #staysafe

[TelulaHarley @TelulaD]

I’m just saying... Rozenstruik’s shorts make his butt look like a watermelon. It’s not a bad thing. #UFC252

[TelulaHarley @TelulaD]

@AMNH @DanRather I have these in my backyard! I like to wait until they are under the trampoline and then charge them so they bounce their little heads when they try to fly away. Mom doesn’t let me but I am a naughty dog.

[TelulaHarley @TelulaD]

In order to get more treats, leave your food alone. The people get concerned and give you whatever you will eat. I try to hold out for steak. #tipsfordogs #bestdogever

[TelulaHarley @TelulaD]

@JeremyAdamRoss Tuesday’s are all about Telula!

[TelulaHarley @TelulaD]

@akirahinorei @GOP You put the peanut M&M’s in the buttered popcorn and live your bliss.

[TelulaHarley @TelulaD]

Despite being a (very brilliant) chihuahua, I was not designed for the desert heat. Afternoon rain makes for cool evening naps. #desertdog #heat #naps