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*girlfriend has huge meltdown about something*
My brain:
Don't say it
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Me: Calm down
"Where are you from?"
"California"
"Where in California?"
"Los Angeles"
"What's that near?"
"Malibu, Long Beach.."
"Where?"
"Hollywood. I'm from Hollywood. I live on top of the Hollywood sign. I'm best friends with the Jenner sisters and eat avocado toast daily." https://t.co/AsP23naM8y