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King of Hollywood and Hero to the Underemployed. More entertaining than Kim Kardashian but with 6 million fewer followers. Anonymousing since 2008

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@blowryontv @calibadger I prefer this one: But, uh when I gain a little weight they cut me under there. So, leave me, you never do have much of margin there. See if you can't leave me an inch from where the zipper (burps) ends, round, under my, back to my bunghole, so I can let it out there if I need to

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@ChrisCasquejo @mattlindner It worked for the Chargers before they moved to SoFi.

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@TheWrap Duh

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@jayars66 @DobzMiles @OldTakesExposed Don’t tell a certain someone. Shhh

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@JumboElliott76 https://t.co/FkqkWUiHJo

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@peacock had a range of options for people to show on their “70’s show” image. They picked the one who went to jail for rape.

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@coinage_media

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@ChiSportsDay And they both suck in their own, unique ways.

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@DobzMiles @OldTakesExposed

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@DobzMiles @OldTakesExposed How’s that 4,000 yard passer you have? Oh right. You still don’t.

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@TheWrap They say while standing alongside the corpse.

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@TheWrap Master of the Universe (just not the box office)

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@sharonwaxman This is the equivalent of Phillip Morris employees saying “my employment here is not an endorsement of a company that sells products that kill”.

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Profiles in courage.

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@sharonwaxman @IWMF @kaitlancollins Just wait until they find out what he said about Megyn Kelly in 2015.

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@HairMtlMessiah No notes

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@thedailybeast Click bait!

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@rilesgolfpro @MonstersOfRock And half the stadium was empty. I was there too.

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Read this before it’s deleted and Trump fires the head of BLS.

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Unemployment rates rose in 200 metro areas from April 2025 to April 2026 #BLSData https://t.co/NNqUTfxLkA