Ted Barney clone #72359

Unlike the other virgin Barney Calhouns, I'm the Chad Ted Barney

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@ReddCinema

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@ADailyEditor MOTHERFUCKER HOW?!

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The amount of fucking zoos in this post is insane, holy...

[James, the guitar playing protogen @ArdenS59328]

Need another banger so

Smash or pass

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He's with the galungas in the sky now...

[The VŌC Podcast @thevocpodcast]

The voice of the Vorgiaunts in HL2 and EP1, Louis Gossett Jr. has passed away. Rest In Peace.

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@WeaponsVault A 1911

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I HATE pictures of beer, don't send me ANY! 😡

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@ADailyEditor That doesn't change the fact that it's still animal porn

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@marshfreak95090 Fuck me, #72359th

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WELL LOOK WHO ALL I FOUND, IT'S THE MOTHERFUCKERS WHO REPOSSESSED MY ORIGINAL CAR!

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@marshfreak95090 Yeah! You don't mess with Theodore Barney the

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@deranged_inso @citizen_587 Pretty decent, you'd be surprised how different each clone is from the others when it comes to personality, we all look and sound exactly the fucking same though

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I was able to lose those soldiers that decided to chase me, I've got time, so anyone got any questions?

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@ADailyEditor DAWG, A FURRY IS AN ANIMAL

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@Solid_Doge AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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@GoofyGabo23 Oh trust me, I. Will.

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@GoofyGabo23 I didn't have an MP5, and it was too risky to reach for one of their M16s

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THEY'RE REPOSSESSING MY FUCKING CAR NOW🤬! This shit gotta be like some form of racism, I swear

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@justarabdomguy Well, given how a tie is part of my uniform I'd say.... ah fuck it, who am I kidding, my tie is a clip on... No, I don't know how to tie a tie

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@Actual_Calhoun You're God damn right.

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@TheCCP5 We all do, every security guard owes everyone at least one beer, from the Ted clones to the Otis clones, we all do

If you also want a list of the named clones, lmk

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@Actual_Calhoun Exactly. Now say my name.

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@Mauntss @citizen_587 Hell no! This is all happening because of you scientists!

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@Actual_Calhoun Yeah! When's the last time she even spoke to your alcoholic ass?