Jason the Rude Turtle 🇺🇾 🇬🇧🇩🇪

Hospitality manager, connoisseur of beef burgers & beer. Staunch Yorkshireman adopted by the North East and my opinions may irritate you.

[Jason the Rude Turtle 🇺🇾 🇬🇧🇩🇪 @TemporaryCarpet]

Oh, the seagulls in Monaco are brazen. Just like their cousins from South Shields. #Monaco #MonacoGP #MonteCarloGP #MonteCarlo #Formula1 #Formula3 #F1 #F3 #Seagull

[Jason the Rude Turtle 🇺🇾 🇬🇧🇩🇪 @TemporaryCarpet]

My apologies @CarabaoUK, I don't have the correct glassware for my Carabao lager. I'll have to make do with this @Kronenbourg1664 effort.

[Jason the Rude Turtle 🇺🇾 🇬🇧🇩🇪 @TemporaryCarpet]

Really, how do they do it. Its a lower price imported lager from Thailand, how can @Tesco sell @CarabaoUK lager cheaper than the @CarlsbergUK pretend Mythos thats probably brewed on an industrial estate in the Midlands? This Carabao is surprisingly drinkable.
#Beer

[Jason the Rude Turtle 🇺🇾 🇬🇧🇩🇪 @TemporaryCarpet]

As I recall, we sacked Marsch and Gracia. We offered Arne Slott the job and he wouldn't take it be cause he couldn't guarantee premier league football. He's gone to Liverpool for an easy ride and he's been shite. Get rid but keep your beedy scouse eyes off Farke. #LUFC #LFC

[Sky Bet Championship @SkyBetChamp]

13 years ago today🤯

Was this the greatest Play-Off match of all-time? Have your say here: https://t.co/3w62vyc0E3

#EFLPlayOffs | #EveryMinuteMatters

[Bradford City AFC @officialbantams]

On this day 41 years ago, 54 Bradford City supporters and two Lincoln City supporters went to a football match and never returned home.

We will never forget those who sadly lost their lives, and as always, our thoughts are with their families and the hundreds still affected by the disaster to this day.

Always in our hearts. 🎗️

#BCAFC

[Jason the Rude Turtle 🇺🇾 🇬🇧🇩🇪 @TemporaryCarpet]

@UKLabour @LibDems @TheGreenParty @Conservatives Just to add to this, the local @LibDems candidate lives at the end of my street. I never saw them campaigning, never received any political materials from them, all they had to do was make some effort and I probably would have voted for them.

[Jason the Rude Turtle 🇺🇾 🇬🇧🇩🇪 @TemporaryCarpet]

I voted for @reformparty_uk in the local elections. They were the only party that bothered to try and engage. I received at least one leaflet a week from them. #Gateshead #Election26 #Reform (1/2)

[Jason the Rude Turtle 🇺🇾 🇬🇧🇩🇪 @TemporaryCarpet]

Then @UKLabour haistily put a letter through my letterbox the day before the election, @LibDems and @TheGreenParty didn't bother at all. Lastly the @Conservatives didn't even stand. #Gateshead #Reform #Election26
(2/2)

[Jason the Rude Turtle 🇺🇾 🇬🇧🇩🇪 @TemporaryCarpet]

Not really a thrilling advertisement for the playoffs is this.
#EFL #Championship #Playoffs #HulMil #Hull #Millwall

[Stu’s Football Flashbacks @stusfootyflash]

My word. This is sensational.

[FIA @fia]

The FIA is saddened to learn of the passing of Alex Zanardi, the former Formula 1 driver, two-time CART champion whose journey from life-changing accident to Paralympics gold medallist made him one of sport’s most admired competitors and an enduring symbol of courage and determination.

[Jason the Rude Turtle 🇺🇾 🇬🇧🇩🇪 @TemporaryCarpet]

Why not import real Mythos to the UK @CarlsbergUK rather than brew this facsimile? Its not the same strength, not brewed with the same water, its a different beer. I put it in a Kronenbourg glass because you might as well put that lable on it. @Mythos #Mythos #Greece #Beer

[Jason the Rude Turtle 🇺🇾 🇬🇧🇩🇪 @TemporaryCarpet]

Shame on you @Conservatives. Not a single candidate in my ward. Basically guaranteeing a Labour stronghold. Theres multiple @reformparty_uk candidates, multiple @UKLabour candidates, multiple @LibDems. Theres even more than one @TheGreenParty candidate. @Gateshead

[Jason the Rude Turtle 🇺🇾 🇬🇧🇩🇪 @TemporaryCarpet]

Riddle me this one @UKLabour. I have had a pay rise thanks to the wage increases on the first of April. Very nice some might say, but I'm now worse off as im paying more tax. #Workdoesntpay @HMRCgovuk

[Jason the Rude Turtle 🇺🇾 🇬🇧🇩🇪 @TemporaryCarpet]

We are only just into April of 2026 and without a doubt, this is the televisual highlight of the year. As its 2026, it's not really televisual, more streaming highlight.
@VDOOZER @DisneyPlus #Scrubs

[Richard Land @maskedwrestlers]

41 years ago today - WrestleMania!

For the maybe 12 people who access to Sky Channel in the UK and elsewhere in Europe, this was the intro to the first WrestleMania when it was televised later in the year

[Jason the Rude Turtle 🇺🇾 🇬🇧🇩🇪 @TemporaryCarpet]

¡Vamos Bielsa Carajao!

#Uruguay #LUFC #ALAW #MOT

[Leeds United @LUFC]

🫶 Forever grateful

[Jason the Rude Turtle 🇺🇾 🇬🇧🇩🇪 @TemporaryCarpet]

Isn't the World Rally Championship beautiful. Well, except for the ridiculous aero appendages on the cars.
#WRC #WorldRallyChampionship #Rally #SafariRallyKenya #SafariRally #Kenya

[Jason the Rude Turtle 🇺🇾 🇬🇧🇩🇪 @TemporaryCarpet]

Like a demented drunken hillbilly.

[Sky Sports Premier League @SkySportsPL]

Jaydee Canvot enjoyed that red card 😅🟥