Jemahl Evans

Writer, teacher, HWA member. Author of the Blandford Candy series (funny, tragic, critically acclaimed and bestselling, but still totally skint - bugger).

[Jemahl Evans @Temulkar]

Just to announce the winners of my May book giveaway of signed copies of This Deceitful Light (book 2 of the Blandford Candy series) are...

Nick @royalnavyhub and Helen @HistMystBookFan

If the winners could dm me a postal address, I can get those books sent out this week.

[Jemahl Evans @Temulkar]

@BernardLewis8 One of those throw what you have in the fridge together and tastes amazing. steak, mushrooms and stilton are a good bet together, tbf.

[Jemahl Evans @Temulkar]

Picked up a cheap rump steak in the shop that had to be eaten today, bit of pasta, mushrooms, and made a sauce with some stilton left in the fridge and pasta water. Omg it was good, going to make that again😋

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@Artemisapphire @yuewuhuansMask We were the only ones banned from the ball. I had 'humilated' the headmaster in front of parents - wasnt even there, he humiliated himself, just happened to be in my study, and I was in Swansea when I should have been in Brecon.

[Jemahl Evans @Temulkar]

@Artemisapphire @yuewuhuansMask My friend Dave and I were both expelled from school and banned from the summer ball 38 yrs ago (hasten to add, I was blatantly fitted up by my housemaster), it still rankles with us both (should also add, he was bang to rights 🤣).

[Edoardo Albert @EdoardoAlbert]

Out today! My new book, Bede: The Man Who Invented England!

I'm like a bus: you wait two years for a new book from me and then two come along in a couple of months!

[Jemahl Evans @Temulkar]

Back home 🥰 Quite like going by bus to town, I can people watch, and think quietly to myself. Bus pass can't come soon enough 😂 Guess I should fire up the laptop...😬 Maybe a cuppa first 😎

[Jemahl Evans @Temulkar]

Sigh, didn't sleep well last night and I have to go to Swansea 😬 bus, I think, I can't face driving when I'm this tired.

[Jemahl Evans @Temulkar]

Oh, I dont know what to do😱

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@Ellwynnnnn Chicken for supper? or is that fowl? 😘

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As soon as I go for a walk it pours down, sod's law, got lot done today, am in a very productive phase, long may it last!

[Jemahl Evans @Temulkar]

@ironcow2103 My neighbours have a lot of bottles, fortunately I rarely drink at home so it's mostly coffee jars, and I often forget...

[Jemahl Evans @Temulkar]

Either I'm the only person on the street who realises it's bottle recycling tomorrow, or I'm a moron...

I'll find out in the morning 🤣

[Jemahl Evans @Temulkar]

Rain has stopped 🥳 up the mynydd before it starts up again 🏃‍♂️

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@YstradHistory Big Dutch barges, lived on one in Richmond for years, basically a flat on the water that doesn't go anywhere.

[Jemahl Evans @Temulkar]

Ha! I was right, bottles have all gone 🥳

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Overslept and very odd dreams, and vile weather out 😬

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Toast and ketchup as a late night snack ain't too bad.

[Jemahl Evans @Temulkar]

Got a decent take down with my telecaster but I do find it a struggle to play, like it's fighting me. On an acoustic or blue it feels easy🤔

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@ironcow2103 Not bottles, first wednesday of the month for bottles, always screws me.

[Jemahl Evans @Temulkar]

Been a very busy day ☺️ gonna try to do this song again tonight even without my big blue 335 🙄🥺