Clarified Butter

[No BS Therapist @TweetATherapist]

RIP Freud. You would’ve loved how people identify as Boy Moms and Girl Dads but rarely as Girl Moms or Boy Dads

[owen cyclops @owenbroadcast]

one thing they don’t tell you about having a tiny daughter - two, three years old - is that despite being innocent, pure, beautiful, all that, they clearly belong to the class of being that we call gremlin

[Clarified Butter @TenaciousGhee]

@Mike_Reynolds34 @JamesPMNFan @libsoftiktok I thought it was a real acct at first too but if you look at his pinned post his 6-year-old trans son Oliver was 6 in 2024 also lol. So it’s fake thank god.

[Clarified Butter @TenaciousGhee]

@libsoftiktok This goes along with your previous post about the sex shop doing sex ed for kids as young as 9. Owner is Bellingham school board director so I’m sure she played a role in setting this up.

[Clarified Butter @TenaciousGhee]

@aed87_rp @Pirat_Nation It’s a great system to catch that stuff, but the appeal process should be functional and effective. If something genuinely isn’t CSAM, and especially if the police have cleared them, then restore the account!

[Clarified Butter @TenaciousGhee]

It should be illegal to rent a 2nd floor unit to someone over 300 lbs. To inflict that kind of auditory terrorism on the tenants below warrants a rent reduction of at least 33% of the rent. You should never know when your upstairs neighbor is flipping sides in bed.

[No filter Skin @NoFilterSkin]

Mothers who are mothering without being mothered by their own mother are living a completely different reality than mothers who are being mothered while they mother.

[Clarified Butter @TenaciousGhee]

@intptiger @favelaoverlord What do you recommend when moving to a new place? Getting a legit test completed by a mold company costs hundreds. We can’t afford to test every place, wait for results, and then proceed with whether to rent it based on those results. I have no idea what to do.

[Clarified Butter @TenaciousGhee]

@stoogenews @TheBabylonBee They go into debt for it. Credit cards baby 💸

[Clarified Butter @TenaciousGhee]

As someone who felt rejected during much of her life, it amazes me that now that I’m a mom, I’m someone’s favorite person. I am the number one person who can calm her & comfort her when no one else can. When given a choice, she always chooses me. My brain can’t comprehend that.

[Southern Chestnut 🇺🇸 @AppyOrtho]

The older I get the more I understand why people who have their acts together are willing to pay a fee every month to a country club so that they have a social outlet for their family where the dregs of society are filtered out.

[Clarified Butter @TenaciousGhee]

There truly is nothing more beautiful than your not even 2-year-old looking you in the eyes, gently grabbing your face, and telling you they love you. If you’ve experienced this, you won the lottery. Nothing in the universe beats this feeling. “Luffoo mama” is peak. 🥹

[Clarified Butter @TenaciousGhee]

@ateretbz @iam_preethi The change I noticed didn’t occur until after I gave birth.

[Clarified Butter @TenaciousGhee]

@ateretbz @iam_preethi I’m almost 2 years postpartum. I still love and adore my cats of course, but unfortunately it has never been the same for me as it was before I gave birth. 😭 I get annoyed with them so much easier, their mischievous antics are much more frustrating now, etc.

[sydney @demiurgently]

asking “is there a private place to breastfeed” as an excuse to get into weird typically closed off parts of buildings. its called dark motherhood u wouldnt get it…

[Clarified Butter @TenaciousGhee]

@SniperPoppins @Bennieeexyz You definitely gave your daughter childhood trauma.

[Clarified Butter @TenaciousGhee]

@davidre63405768 @BodycamVideos_ Are you joking? You can 100% smell any alcohol on a person’s breath if their BAC is high enough. That’s how breathalyzers work 😂 the alcohol is in their bloodstream and has an odor.

[Clarified Butter @TenaciousGhee]

@ankles390 @TheNewsHawk @TRIGGERHAPPYV1 You think that was a real threat? You’ve never heard anyone say “omg I’m going to kill so and so for _____” before? Come on. It’s obvious it was a joke. This is insane.

[Clarified Butter @TenaciousGhee]

@Nitroh @DeChristianLife It’s not the friends, it’s the friends’ dads, uncles, brothers, even moms, etc.

[Clarified Butter @TenaciousGhee]

@libsoftiktok @SeaPubSchools My local library has tons of board books (for babies and toddlers) like “Bye Bye Binary” about a non-binary baby. It’s actually incredibly hard to find regular books for my baby because most of them are woke. Blue city in a blue state.