Professional Dumbass

Formerly amateur dumbass, turned professional dumbass

[Professional Dumbass @TenaciousZe]

“Don’t put that on twitter.”
- Everyone

[Professional Dumbass @TenaciousZe]

This feels like some shit straight out of V for Vendetta

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

Bye-bye 👋

[Heidi 🏖 🐬💙🍹🌊 @Brodiesmom68]

I wonder why we are now at war. 🤔
#EpsteinTrumpCoverUp

[Ben Schalman @OfficialT_P_V]

Netanyahu is, by far, the worst US President in my lifetime.

[Eiichiro Oda @TheEiichiroOda]

War is bad

[Matt Shumer @mattshumer_]

https://t.co/ivXRKXJvQg

[Professional Dumbass @TenaciousZe]

since we got rid of the penny can we still say “giving my 2 cents?”

[Professional Dumbass @TenaciousZe]

this progression has been beautiful

[sui ☄️ @birdabo]

somebody perfected the the html site lmao.

https://t.co/BXVrvOG0bq

[Professional Dumbass @TenaciousZe]

“i feel like a foam tomb stone from party city”
- @skatula_john

[Professional Dumbass @TenaciousZe]

“peanuts have shells?”

[Professional Dumbass @TenaciousZe]

bro’s bricked up

[corb @awshuqs]

u gon suck whatever i pull out these lego shorts

[Professional Dumbass @TenaciousZe]

i love bands with names that tell me exactly what i’m getting into. funkadelic? they sure are. infectious grooves? yeah they got those. but i bet smashing pumpkins hasn’t even come close to destroying those little orange fuckers

[Professional Dumbass @TenaciousZe]

this heat wave is all just a ploy by big milkshake

[Professional Dumbass @TenaciousZe]

drake boutta switch to pop punk the way he’s cooked in this beef

[Professional Dumbass @TenaciousZe]

if my smart tv is so smart why is youtube so much louder than everything else???

[Professional Dumbass @TenaciousZe]

how did you know i wanted pokéballs irl

[Sierra @LustSierra]

Niggas only be wanting 1thing and it start with a P 🤦🏽‍♀️😑

[Professional Dumbass @TenaciousZe]

@Smhalss brb sending so many hot dog memes

[Professional Dumbass @TenaciousZe]

part of adulthood is gathering friends to send niche memes to. did i expect to have a friend where our only conversations were hotdog memes? no. am i glad it happened? absolutely

[Professional Dumbass @TenaciousZe]

@sarinajade__ i had to make the spinoff to anime bc i ran out of good sitcoms

[Professional Dumbass @TenaciousZe]

brooklyn 99 was the last good sitcom on cable and you can’t change my mind

[Professional Dumbass @TenaciousZe]

@sarinajade__ i’m always on an old show kick and i’m TIRED. they need to make something new fr