Blake

im a former mortician and draw sometimes but mostly i just think about fucking killing myself

[Blake @TenderDragoon]

surprised at the reaction my last beaver got so here i did a colored in one in case anyone needs that for any reason 🫣
Her name is Beatris and she from Scotland and lives in Canada and its also the 1980s thats her lore

[Blake @TenderDragoon]

Really appreciate this workout tracker app giving me the cumulative total of all the sets i did so it looks like i actually accomplished something like yeah i totally lifted a truck nice

[Blake @TenderDragoon]

Sometimes i think about getting a girlfriend but then i think about how it would interfere with all my killing myself plans and decide against it

[Blake @TenderDragoon]

very messy luca the fantasy cat i did
she belongs to @stinkiechees

[Blake @TenderDragoon]

@stinkiechees Draw Luca pact

[Blake @TenderDragoon]

Why do you need seven minutes to say that you want to have sex with her

[Blake @TenderDragoon]

@VirusHunterNSFW Would

[Blake @TenderDragoon]

@stinkiechees I want my therapists to neg me

[Blake @TenderDragoon]

@stinkiechees I have spent the last day trying to say that this is now a clean fresh floor to piss on and twitter keeps saying that the reply isnt going through

[Blake @TenderDragoon]

@Nan0LovesYou I'm down

[Blake @TenderDragoon]

How the fuck
Whose dial-up are they using enroute to your house
Are they using Discord on their 1997 phone's 5G or some shit to respond
Like yeah theyre a ghost or some shit so it doesnt matter but i would think the non-ghost individuals in this story would know better

[Blake @TenderDragoon]

Watching analog horror by zoomers and noticing how they have absolutely zero idea how anything worked in the 90s
Like this one is 1997 and dude is like IMing someone online and theyre coming to see him and hes asking them "how close are you to my house now" and they reply

[Blake @TenderDragoon]

Went 2 the gym tonight

[Blake @TenderDragoon]

@medikkuu YEAH!!!!! IT WAS A THING THAT HAPPENED!
THANK YOU FOR THE WONDERFUL KEYCHAINS!!!!!
I had to limit myself to only 3 so I didn't become destitute, but next time I will have to buy the rest of them

[Blake @TenderDragoon]

I paid for all this in cash so i didnt have to acknowledge on any form of receipt how much this cost in total

[Blake @TenderDragoon]

Ive been realizing that a lot of them are popular just because they've always been popular and not for any specific reason that makes them stand out
They kinda just got there first

[Blake @TenderDragoon]

Theres so many long-running streamers that have been around since the 2000s and theyre still super popular and are lauded by their audience and then you see a clip of them and theyre really boring and milquetoast 95% of the time

[Blake @TenderDragoon]

@stinkiechees Ol dickhead

[Blake @TenderDragoon]

@dotssu It was the display model which waa the last one left and the seller said its a little scratched because it was out but i can just peel off the film
I told her its ok hes supposed to be scuffed
It took her like a full minute to realize what i said and tell me it was funny

[Blake @TenderDragoon]

@enrique_art Its working 🥺