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🐊 Naysh

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Mike Breen just pre-banged on thst Merrill 3

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Sox, Cardinals, Brewers, and Dodgers fans all uniting on Twitter over hating this Pete Crow-Dork. The Allies vs Albino Hitler

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Teasing jumanji 3 heavy

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Gillis tripled Down on husband suicide joke

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He definitely hired someone to write these

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Tom Brady is actually

Demolishing him

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Kevin hart yelled at him

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Usher is sing roasting him

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Roast of Kevin hart don’t forget to tune in

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAGAGAGAGAGAHAHAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGGAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Kevin Pritchard @PacersKev]

I'm really sorry to all our fans. I own taking this risk. Surprised it came up 5th after this year. I thought we were due some luck. But please remember - this team deserved a starting center to compete with the best teams next year. We have always been resilient.

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@PrimatePicks @everymovieandtv Big fan of the polka dot man. Simpletons don’t understand his vast powers

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Someone give Darth Vader his helmet back

[LASHY BILLS @LASHYBILLS]

Dean was born with epidermolysis bullosa, a rare genetic condition that causes his skin to blister and tear at the slightest touch.

Despite being given just two years to live when he was born, he has defied the odds and is now 46 years old.

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Lmao good now someone go pop that FN

[Jeff Passan @JeffPassan]

Houston Astros shortstop Carlos Correa will miss the remainder of the 2026 season after tearing a tendon in his ankle, he told reporters in Houston. He will soon undergo surgery and be out six to eight months.

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Spring would be so chill if it didn’t face fuck me with sneezes

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She’s back at it again… #dumbwhkre

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The sideline reporter for the lightning Canadians game is fucking retarded. Definitelgombled cock to the top

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The sideline reporter for the lightning Canadians game is fucking retarded. Definitelgombled cock to the top

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YouTube tv is fucking magical man

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Todd Golden looks like if Brandon Staley actually made it to puberty but just got stuck at the like 20% #qtipasshead

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Trying to watch bama and Texas tech race to ten but am just stuck watching Charles Barkley and various bald men play with 72 donuts

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Sleep paralysis demon #dark