Elise (=^_^=)

Transfemme artist | Fundraising Coordinator at | Co-founder

[Elise (=^_^=) @TenderSlime]

@kirdykirdd too real

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I don't care if I ate the crayon, I still expect to be able to draw with it.

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🚅💺💺💺💁💺💺

Me on the train

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Danger danger, high foliage

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It's almost fall, time for Blood Orange and sad

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Sometimes I'm a crisp olive but most of the time I'm just tapenade

[Elise (=^_^=) @TenderSlime]

If I was wearing cinnamon rolls oh gosh I'd eat my clothes so fast

[Elise (=^_^=) @TenderSlime]

So yeah we have toothpaste, but what about toothsyrup

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I love humans and dogs that look alike 😍

[Elise (=^_^=) @TenderSlime]

I found my lint roller, let's all celebrate 🎉

[Elise (=^_^=) @TenderSlime]

Dream looks: cold mashed potatoes shoveled into an @eddiebauer night gown

[Elise (=^_^=) @TenderSlime]

@jeremybailey better overall, you could never have a case like this with alienware

[Elise (=^_^=) @TenderSlime]

What would be the lingual equivalent of drenching something in mayo?

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On NYC: I rarely smell anything, but I smell the urine here.

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I'm shy of my button

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I dreamt that all pigs wear utility belts and prefer watching the travel channel 🐖

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When I close my eyes I see bowties made out of salami

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How many pups would a pupper pup if a pupper would pup pups?

[Elise (=^_^=) @TenderSlime]

TFW you accidentally crack an egg perfectly down the middle lengthwise for the first time in your life and you question everything 😓

[Elise (=^_^=) @TenderSlime]

Can't we all just agree a snake is just a fish noodle without the broth 🐍🍜🐍🍜