charon from Heaven

a corpse propped up by a ghost // FDD
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[Sting's Overture @stingoverture]

@L0m3z My father spoiled me with jokes. Then again, he didn’t get much respect. But I’m over that now, and grateful for him making me laugh. Here’s a pic of him in ‘92 in Honolulu, shortly before dying in a freak surfing accident.

[charon from Heaven @Tender_Morsel]

@VitoBrevis I keep seeing them making "Day of the pillow"-type threats during arguments with people clearly less than 10 years their senior. It feels like the online equivalent of the child who asks the reenactor at Colonial Williamsburg if they were alive for the Revolutionary War

[charon from Heaven @Tender_Morsel]

@_SatanWatch I like Flesh Simulator but I unfollowed because his a-logs are just that terrifying. I don't want those zealots somehow turning their Eye of Sauron on me

[charon from Heaven @Tender_Morsel]

Dennis Gonzalez

[Mark W. @DurhamWASP]

Happy Fathers Day [1] John Coltrane, Dexter Gordon, Dave Brubeck, Ornette Coleman #Jazz

[charon from Heaven @Tender_Morsel]

I like browsing X on the For You tab because it gives me glimpses into the minds of so many different types of people. Like people who are angry that the Pope is Christian

[QC @QiaochuYuan]

first two sentences seem clearly empirically false, am i missing something?

[charon from Heaven @Tender_Morsel]

Zoomers when a person over 30 does anything outside of work, sleep, pay taxes, impregnate wife, die

[tranquil perform adequate @sylintactgrate]

When you're 30-45 (millennials) and still referring to yourselves as "young ppl"

"The boomers were wrong about us having peter pan syndrome. we're just young 38year olds having fun."

[charon from Heaven @Tender_Morsel]

Work gave out treat bags for Juneteenth

If anybody wants a rubber Livestrong bracelet with black power fists on it and some Frooties with the watermelon flavor conspicuously removed, hmu

[SatanWatch 👿 @_SatanWatch]

@Tender_Morsel

[charon from Heaven @Tender_Morsel]

@_SatanWatch Me every time a Zillennial wanders into my replies and smugly tells me my own age

[charon from Heaven @Tender_Morsel]

@_SatanWatch You have the funniest haters on here. I wish I had people trying to dunk on me by QT'ing me with inscrutable vertical-mode photos of aggressively highlighted books with notes in them like "Phyllis Schlafly vindicated"

[charon from Heaven @Tender_Morsel]

@BoofbagK

[charon from Heaven @Tender_Morsel]

Get grandma briefs from Menards and just tell him they're VS, unless he's a woman trapped in a man's body he's not going to notice or care he just wants to see you in them?? Like what kind of men are you all dating

[charon from Heaven @Tender_Morsel]

My only contribution to the Victoria's Secret discourse is that the entire argument is pointless because if a man is really that enthusiastic about shopping for ladies' undergarments he's probably poised to tr00n out anyway

[charon from Heaven @Tender_Morsel]

@BoofbagK He's SO not like the other boys

[charon from Heaven @Tender_Morsel]

@Hamish_Coventry That makes sense, to me this looks like a perfectly tasty snack if you're trying to sop up some of the alcohol in your system

[charon from Heaven @Tender_Morsel]

My opinion of this snack is entirely predicated on whether it's free or not

[Largacty3 𓅃 @largacty3]

The American mind cannot comprehend the pub cheese and onion roll

[charon from Heaven @Tender_Morsel]

@faustiantulpa

[charon from Heaven @Tender_Morsel]

Me when I post a bunch when I'm somewhat drunk, get embarrassed, freak out, and delete them when I'm really drunk, then wake up and regret deleting the posts rather than making them in the first place

[charon from Heaven @Tender_Morsel]

@RichardJuice Imo all of the bizarre phone calls were much scarier than the Mothman himself. Like that part where the entities seemingly set up an alternate phone number + answering service for Keel? So creepy

[charon from Heaven @Tender_Morsel]

@vanillasheikh69 It's not some libertarian screed about 'personal choices have consequences,' it's about a call to collective liberation. You would know if you had actually read the essay in which the phrase originated, which isn't even by Dworkin btw it's Carol Hanisch

[charon from Heaven @Tender_Morsel]

I never comment on anyone's appearance when I'm having an intellectual or ideological disagreement because I sincerely believe that once you are reduced to commenting on someone's looks instead of engaging with their ideas, you have already lost the argument

[Rogue Scholar Press @RogueScholarPr]

“She pretends to be a daring truth teller but never mentions her most obvious problem: food” - Camille Paglia on Andrea Dworkin

[charon from Heaven @Tender_Morsel]

@_SatanWatch There is something so unsettling about it. Like why would a superhuman intelligence traverse the galaxy to basically tell us this

[charon from Heaven @Tender_Morsel]

This is a theme that has been present in UFO literature and lore for a long time. In "The Mothman Prophecies" John Keel details the edicts passed on to contactees and it's all super banal, bland kindergarten classroom-type platitudes. "Peace, tolerance, equality, love each other"

[Film Journal George @FilmJournalGuy]

Disclosure Day is not about a cover up, it's about how higher intelligences (aliens, but basically enlightened liberal elites) should have carte blanche to operate over humanity and how by accepting their dictates (empathy) we create peace on earth.