Bucket o’tendies

and I have friends to give me glee, so I need god to give me grief

[agnès varda fan account @dr_kai_phd]

still so funny to me how jon voight played a sex worker in this gay ass film then turned into hollywood's biggest conservative. it's like mark wahlberg and boogie nights

[Bucket o’tendies @TendiesBucket]

I should not think this image is hot but yet I do.

[wendell sandico @wendellsandico]

there’s a part of Minions and Monsters where this gay little thing dreams of winning an Oscar and that’s when i knew the movie was for me

[Bucket o’tendies @TendiesBucket]

It’s probably unnecessarily spiteful and bitter but in 2026 I’m not supporting establishments that ONLY take cash outside of dive bars (mainly because they also have ATMs inside).

[Felicia Sonmez @feliciasonmez]

The real best bagel place in DC. (Although there’s now a Tatte next door?! Noo.. 😭)

[Variety @Variety]

Rocky, the alien at the center of "Project Hail Mary," is eligible for Best Supporting Actor at the #Oscars.

Puppeteer James Ortiz qualifies for Academy Award consideration in the acting categories under current rules. His performance is also eligible at the SAG Awards, where puppeteers fall under SAG-AFTRA jurisdiction. However, he is not eligible under the Golden Globes’ current rules.

https://t.co/s0E8V24HZ6

[Bucket o’tendies @TendiesBucket]

Update: walked past a clipboard person advocating for this issue today

[Bucket o’tendies @TendiesBucket]

This is…not important at all to the city of Washington DC but is also peak DC liberal

[Bucket o’tendies @TendiesBucket]

While I didn’t have “terminally online leftists trying to start beef with B**ts Riley” on my 2026 bingo card, in hindsight I should have.

[Bucket o’tendies @TendiesBucket]

The “Braindead Tourist” meetup must have been at 3:30 today at the Woodley Park metro station

[Bucket o’tendies @TendiesBucket]

Additional context: my mother answered this very phone call by asking me “Who directed the 1927 movie Metropolis? for this trivia game I play on my phone” and, despite still not having seen it, I knew the answer was Fritz Lang.

[Bucket o’tendies @TendiesBucket]

My mom told me that my 1-year old nephew likes chicken salad and my response was “oh maybe he doesn’t have the autism” because I for one cannot stand the texture of chicken salad

[Bucket o’tendies @TendiesBucket]

I now have three Silly Flash Tattoos and I will not be stopping any time soon

[Bucket o’tendies @TendiesBucket]

Also I got my first Silly Flash Tattoo today and I fear this may have created a monster of getting more Silly Flash Tattoos.

[Bucket o’tendies @TendiesBucket]

Honestly I judge hotel room service by how well they treat my Scott and Ollie when they make my bed

[noëlle @noelleallowed]

hotel service Untucked my dragonite theyre going to super hell

[Bucket o’tendies @TendiesBucket]

Honestly it’s just fucking hilarious that it’s just called “PROJECT LAST CHANCE” in French.

[Bucket o’tendies @TendiesBucket]

I used ChatGPT to summarize a work email that I wrote to bullet points because I guess that’s how we’re supposed to send emails to our members now and I feel kinda gross

[Cal @HoodlumCallum]

Do I have news for you

[Bucket o’tendies @TendiesBucket]

I almost didn’t give the correct answer here because it’s such a ridiculous statement

[Bucket o’tendies @TendiesBucket]

I really want a Godzilla tattoo but I told myself I’d only get one after I’ve seen all the Godzilla movies so I better re-crack open that project soon

[Bucket o’tendies @TendiesBucket]

Am I dumb for assuming this was going to be animated? I admit I didn’t actually ever read any news about it beyond its announcement.

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

New look at the ‘SPIDER-NOIR’ series.

Coming soon to Prime Video.

[Bucket o’tendies @TendiesBucket]

This movie has the worst fucking title I almost assumed it was trash but I guess I will be seeing it after all!

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

‘CRIME 101’ debuts with 100% on Rotten Tomatoes, the highest rating for a crime thriller this decade.

The film follows a thief that has a specific moral code that he follows while performing jewelry heists across the Pacific Coast Highway.

[Bucket o’tendies @TendiesBucket]

I could go for a cigarette right now.

That’s how I know I’ve had enough beers.